Limerick time

[bogeyman]

There was a young chap named Dim Prawn
who was often found posting at dawn
from the Mail he quoted
to his fans most devoted
but mostly he made us all yawn

[Incognito]

Incognito is a complete retard
His mates hold him in low regard
His posts are absurd
Because he's a turd
He gets hoist with his own petard

Sas is a nerd and a clod.
He's a crumb and a wearisome sod.
He's a hog and a sham,
A punk and a ham,
A simian sow and a fraud

[portseven]

Lived in Limerick for a few years, rough as a badgers arse

[foritisme]

Where on the board is the totty
I be happy with just one hottie
To dream of all day
To send innuendos her way
and for her to send pics of her bottie

[realityhack]

Incognito is a complete retard
His mates hold him in low regard
His posts are absurd
Because he's a turd
He gets hoist with his own petard

In trying to make your lines scan
Consider this constructive plan:
eight, eight, six, six, eight
A correct spelling state
And rhyme back to where you began.

[DaveB]

Limericks done well
A Poetic elegance
Reduced to Drivel

DaveB

[KentPhilip]

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts passed through its fleece
and turned its wool to nylon

fond memories of being a student

[realityhack]

Mary dressed her little lamb
In jackboots hose and garter
She sent it off to Amsterdam
To profit from its charter

[oracleslave]

Mary dressed her little lamb
In jackboots hose and garter
She sent it off to Amsterdam
To profit from its charter

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece
to see if they would f....all off

[KentPhilip]

Mary Had a lilltle lamb.
It's **** turned to a fanny.
Now everywhere that Mary goes
she's followed by a Tranny

Mary had a little bear
To which she was very kind
And everywhere that Mary went
You could see her bear behind

Mary had a little bike
she rode it on the grass
and everytime the wheel went round
the seat went up her ****

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket,
And everytime the lamb got out
Her father tried to....