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A question for the Oracle experts in the congregation

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    A question for the Oracle experts in the congregation

    I have a stored procedure in an oracle database, and I want its output to appear in a table in MySQL, on another machine.

    What do I need to do to my stored procedure to do this?

    As the plane tit will confirm, I already know the answer, this is just a test to see how expert the experts here are.
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    Originally posted by threaded
    I have a stored procedure in an oracle database, and I want its output to appear in a table in MySQL, on another machine.

    What do I need to do to my stored procedure to do this?

    As the plane tit will confirm, I already know the answer, this is just a test to see how expert the experts here are.
    No Threaded, it's merely a Sad Old Man seeking attention.

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      #3
      The answer:

      Originally posted by threaded
      I have a stored procedure in an oracle database, and I want its output to appear in a table in MySQL, on another machine.

      What do I need to do to my stored procedure to do this?

      As the plane tit will confirm, I already know the answer, this is just a test to see how expert the experts here are.
      We will supply a suitable resource from our ranks of highly qualified graduates (they can find their own rear ends) , £2500 a day per head plus expenses, should take a team of 20 about 6 weeks (sorry I can't be bothered to write the next 6 pages of quotation) ! - Vetran in Big 5 mode.
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        #4
        Originally posted by threaded
        I have a stored procedure in an oracle database, and I want its output to appear in a table in MySQL, on another machine.

        What do I need to do to my stored procedure to do this?

        As the plane tit will confirm, I already know the answer, this is just a test to see how expert the experts here are.
        I think Microsoft SQL Server 2005 has this feature. And any other feature you might dream up or even features no one has yet thought of. It's that good.

        HTH

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          #5
          Originally posted by threaded
          I have a stored procedure in an oracle database, and I want its output to appear in a table in MySQL, on another machine.

          What do I need to do to my stored procedure to do this?

          As the plane tit will confirm, I already know the answer, this is just a test to see how expert the experts here are.
          Assuming it's a recent(ish) version of Oracle, you can, should you so desire, reference one of your MySQL tables (and a whole host of other data sources) as an external table within Oracle - that way, when your proc inserts it's data into this table, it'll end up in your MySQL database...

          Either that, or you can have it going directly to an old dot matrix printer, and promote some scabby permie to data entry clerk
          Last edited by EqualOpportunities; 26 August 2005, 09:23.
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