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Gun anyone?
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This serious matter would never have happened if it was a lipstick.
Solution: Push a lipstick stick in the end of the barrel of her gun and a little mirror on the handle. In fact bullets could be made out of lipstick, which would still deadly at close range. Sorted.Comment
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She probably had so much trouble revering in, her clutch slipped, her belt went and she missed her gear
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SexistOriginally posted by Diver View PostShe probably had so much trouble revering in, her clutch slipped, her belt went and she missed her gear

Her underwherabouts are not known, but she was last seen pointing a toilet roll at an innocent member of the public
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostSexist
Her underwherabouts are not known, but she was last seen pointing a toilet roll at an innocent member of the public


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