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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Sexist

    Her underwherabouts are not known, but she was last seen pointing a toilet roll at an innocent member of the public

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    She probably had so much trouble revering in, her clutch slipped, her belt went and she missed her gear
    Sexist

    Her underwherabouts are not known, but she was last seen pointing a toilet roll at an innocent member of the public

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  • Diver
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    She probably had so much trouble revering in, her clutch slipped, her belt went and she missed her gear

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  • TimberWolf
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    This serious matter would never have happened if it was a lipstick.

    Solution: Push a lipstick stick in the end of the barrel of her gun and a little mirror on the handle. In fact bullets could be made out of lipstick, which would still deadly at close range. Sorted.

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  • Diver
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    I bet she's spending a lot of time in the toilet now

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    Lucky they found someone to hand it in. I bet its worth a bit.....

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  • daviejones
    started a topic Gun anyone?

    Gun anyone?

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