Pet Hates

[Diver]

Just popped to Asda and got stuck in front of a bloke in the queue who stank the place out.

I hate smelly unwashed people, people with low or non existent personal hygiene standards.

They have little or no self respect, and no consideration for those around them that have to endure their overpowering stench.

I say Burn them, Burn them all!

[Toastiness]

I say Burn them, Burn them all!

As long as the incinerator is somewhere where poor people live.

[Diver]

As long as the incinerator is somewhere where poor people live.

So that there are no supply problems you mean

[sasguru]

Just popped into Asda this morning to get a sarnie. I'm a builder and had been working hard since 6 am. Just my luck - ahead of me in the queue was this withered poncy old man. He stank of some cheap aftershave, Brut or somesuch,and looked down his nose at everyone as he minced around the checkout. Strangely he only bought a box of Kleenex and a Pot noodle.

[DodgyAgent]

Just popped to Asda and got stuck in front of a bloke in the queue who stank the place out.

I hate smelly unwashed people, people with low or non existent personal hygiene standards.

They have little or no self respect, and no consideration for those around them that have to endure their overpowering stench.

I say Burn them, Burn them all!

It department

[oracleslave]

Just popped to Asda and got stuck in front of a bloke in the queue who stank the place out.

I hate smelly unwashed people, people with low or non existent personal hygiene standards.

They have little or no self respect, and no consideration for those around them that have to endure their overpowering stench.

I say Burn them, Burn them all!

Just popped into Asda this morning to get a sarnie. I'm a builder and had been working hard since 6 am. Just my luck - ahead of me in the queue was this withered poncy old man. He stank of some cheap aftershave, Brut or somesuch,and looked down his nose at everyone as he minced around the checkout. Strangely he only bought a box of Kleenex and a Pot noodle.

My opinion of ASDA shoppers has plummeted from its original very low starting point

[Diver]

Just popped into Asda this morning to get a sarnie. I'm a builder and had been working hard since 6 am. Just my luck - ahead of me in the queue was this withered poncy old man. He stank of some cheap aftershave, Brut or somesuch,and looked down his nose at everyone as he minced around the checkout. Strangely he only bought a box of Kleenex and a Pot noodle.

Then you hadn't washed for at least six months, p!ssed your pants and messed yourself or neglected to wipe, or changed your clothes for at least a month. Had food (ancient) splashed and dripped all down your front. A large salty urine stain on your pants.
and why were you continuously scratching your hair and causing clouds of dandruff?

Did the lady at the till spraying air freshener upset you in any way?

PS. you seem very defensive about stinky people!!!!

[HairyArsedBloke]

Sorry, but AtW likes me this way.

[sasguru]

Then you hadn't washed for at least six months, p!ssed your pants and messed yourself or neglected to wipe, or changed your clothes for at least a month. Had food (ancient) splashed and dripped all down your front. A large salty urine stain on your pants.
and why were you continuously scratching your hair and causing clouds of dandruff?

Did the lady at the till spraying air freshener upset you in any way?

PS. you seem very defensive about stinky people!!!!

Ah sorry forgot to say I'd been on a night out

PS SOH failure, Diver?

[original PM]

I used to do a lot of interviewing back in the day when I was a recruitment consultant and one of the must have items was air freshener.

some people smelled like that had not washed their clothers for weeks - and they were coming for an interview.

still if the client was desperate they would take anyone so it did not really matter!