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    #21
    My pet hates worming, de-fleaing and being thrown off the sofa when I get home on a friday afternoon.

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      #22
      Originally posted by ace00 View Post
      I hate pets.

      Pointless, expensive and smelly.
      My pet porcupine isn't pointless!

      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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        #23
        my pet fish hates regular fish food, but quite likes blood worm, peas and ant eggs.. hth
        The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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          #24
          I still hate flour on top of baps.
          It's just so mouth-dryingly pointless.

          Rhubarb.

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            #25
            Originally posted by rhubarb View Post
            I still hate flour on top of baps.
            It's just so mouth-dryingly pointless.

            Rhubarb.
            Quite right, there's only one thing that should go on top of baps.

            Alright, I'm going.
            The vegetarian option.

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              #26
              Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
              Alright, I'm going.
              Don't forget your coat
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #27
                Pet hates, lets have a drunken rant... making a coffee at work today. One hand fills cup with hot water, other pulls milk out of fridge, knee holds open fridge door (yes amaze at my multitasking skills). Woman walks past, "let me shut the door it's wasting electricity and hence damaging the environment"


                FFS
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  "let me shut the door it's wasting electricity and hence damaging the environment"
                  You should have told her not to use hair drier...

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    You should have told her not to use hair drier...
                    Good one AtW
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                      Pet hates, lets have a drunken rant... making a coffee at work today. One hand fills cup with hot water, other pulls milk out of fridge, knee holds open fridge door (yes amaze at my multitasking skills). Woman walks past, "let me shut the door it's wasting electricity and hence damaging the environment"


                      FFS
                      These environment Nazis are really getting out of hand. This country has far too many self-appointed "experts" on how the rest of us should act; it's one of the few things I really loathe about the place.

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