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Oh Russia motherland, so close so close

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    #11
    HaHa

    Well, there is more than one way to skin a cat you miserable old git
    I ICQ'd her
    whats the lowest you can do this for?

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      #12
      do you have to pay in $$$ or will goats or other farm animals do ?
      SA says;
      Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

      I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

      n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
      (whatever these are)

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        #13
        Don't worry Hank. It's just jealousy. They all drool over Sharapova.
        Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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          #14
          Originally posted by HankWangford
          Well, there is more than one way to skin a cat you miserable old git
          I ICQ'd her
          Yes apparently so. And more than one way to empty a wallet.


          BTW Is yours mail order too WS?


          Infact I wonder how many contrators bought a bride? Come on there must be some good stories. Tell aunty Trisha

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            #15
            that would be a good crack - also who has spent all their chching on champagne for the girls ? I know one chap who splashed two weeks podium on champagne for a "dancing" girl

            SA says;
            Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

            I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

            n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            (whatever these are)

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              #16
              What's the matter, Old Git? P1ssed off because we have some class totty waiting at home for us

              If Russian women are heavy on the wallet, it's only because class requires class. Wouldn't expect to pick up an Aston Martin at Oxfam, would you So do you go cruising for birds in Slough? Pretty easy on the wallet I imagine, and not bad looking on a dark night
              Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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                #17
                Originally posted by WageSlave
                What's the matter, Old Git? P1ssed off because we have some class totty waiting at home for us

                If Russian women are heavy on the wallet, it's only because class requires class. Wouldn't expect to pick up an Aston Martin at Oxfam, would you So do you go cruising for birds in Slough? Pretty easy on the wallet I imagine, and not bad looking on a dark night
                OMG you have bought a Russian wife? How very very sad.
                It will all end in tears!
                Just keep an eye on the bank ballance and keep calling home

                There must be some real ugly feckers on here!


                Come on, who's been ripped off by one? You know, the usual, emptied the joint account, ran off with the builder.
                Last edited by Miserable old man; 24 August 2005, 16:11.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Mine ran off with an Arcturan Mega-donkey.

                  They ain't called either Mega or donkey for nothing...
                  Is that a bit like an actuarian?

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                    #19
                    Hello, I look for husband, age, smell and looks not important so contractors are ok. Must be able to care for me and my children. I find virgins very attractive but mother must be home owner and old age so we do not live with her too long. Old wealthy terminally ill men especially welcome.

                    Olga from Ukraine

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Mail Order Bride
                      Hello, I look for husband, age, smell and looks not important so contractors are ok. Must be able to care for me and my children. I find virgins very attractive but mother must be home owner and old age so we do not live with her too long. Old wealthy terminally ill men especially welcome.

                      Olga from Ukraine
                      Fishy isn't taking the bait. Yob tvoyu mat!
                      Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smee

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