Reply to: Oh Russia motherland, so close so close

[WageSlave]

Oh well, just remember we had a competition with friends to who covered the majority of the world countries (pretty much like in Risk but with a different objective). It turned out I had a few more countries myself but that was due to the large asian population in the east coast of United States. Yet, don't think I miss any european country so I get three armies each year.

But now times are different, dedicated myself to monogamy (yet, it's especially hard and prone to several tempations in the baltic lands)

Franco is Casanova and I claim my £5.

[Francko]

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Originally Posted by SupremeSpod
Because he's so pig ugly he can't find any totty that'll have him anywhere else.

Oh well, just remember we had a competition with friends to who covered the majority of the world countries (pretty much like in Risk but with a different objective). It turned out I had a few more countries myself but that was due to the large asian population in the east coast of United States. Yet, don't think I miss any european country so I get three armies each year.

But now times are different, dedicated myself to monogamy (yet, it's especially hard and prone to several tempations in the baltic lands)

[WageSlave]

Hello, I look for husband, age, smell and looks not important so contractors are ok. Must be able to care for me and my children. I find virgins very attractive but mother must be home owner and old age so we do not live with her too long. Old wealthy terminally ill men especially welcome.

Olga from Ukraine

Fishy isn't taking the bait. Yob tvoyu mat!

[Mail Order Bride]

Hello, I look for husband, age, smell and looks not important so contractors are ok. Must be able to care for me and my children. I find virgins very attractive but mother must be home owner and old age so we do not live with her too long. Old wealthy terminally ill men especially welcome.

Olga from Ukraine

[Miserable old man]

Mine ran off with an Arcturan Mega-donkey.

They ain't called either Mega or donkey for nothing...

Is that a bit like an actuarian?

[Miserable old man]

What's the matter, Old Git? P1ssed off because we have some class totty waiting at home for us

If Russian women are heavy on the wallet, it's only because class requires class. Wouldn't expect to pick up an Aston Martin at Oxfam, would you So do you go cruising for birds in Slough? Pretty easy on the wallet I imagine, and not bad looking on a dark night

OMG you have bought a Russian wife? How very very sad.
It will all end in tears!
Just keep an eye on the bank ballance and keep calling home

There must be some real ugly feckers on here!


Come on, who's been ripped off by one? You know, the usual, emptied the joint account, ran off with the builder.

[WageSlave]

What's the matter, Old Git? P1ssed off because we have some class totty waiting at home for us

If Russian women are heavy on the wallet, it's only because class requires class. Wouldn't expect to pick up an Aston Martin at Oxfam, would you So do you go cruising for birds in Slough? Pretty easy on the wallet I imagine, and not bad looking on a dark night

[n5gooner]

that would be a good crack - also who has spent all their chching on champagne for the girls ? I know one chap who splashed two weeks podium on champagne for a "dancing" girl

[Miserable old man]

Well, there is more than one way to skin a cat you miserable old git
I ICQ'd her

Yes apparently so. And more than one way to empty a wallet.


BTW Is yours mail order too WS?


Infact I wonder how many contrators bought a bride? Come on there must be some good stories. Tell aunty Trisha

[WageSlave]

Don't worry Hank. It's just jealousy. They all drool over Sharapova.

[n5gooner]

do you have to pay in $$$ or will goats or other farm animals do ?

[HankWangford]

HaHa

Well, there is more than one way to skin a cat you miserable old git
I ICQ'd her

[Miserable old man]

My wife's dad works in Kaliningrad (he just got a $250k bonus) so he earns more than me....but I suspect it's dodgy money...but still money, I will be visiting for new year, let me know where I should be hanging out.....

Mail order bride alert

[WageSlave]

I will be visiting for new year, let me know where I should be hanging out.....

S novim godom! Have a good 7th.

[HankWangford]

Kalin

My wife's dad works in Kaliningrad (he just got a $250k bonus) so he earns more than me....but I suspect it's dodgy money...but still money, I will be visiting for new year, let me know where I should be hanging out.....