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21Cyberman - for his complete ignorance of the Georgian-Russian conflict33.33%7Incognito - for his acceptance of ID cards and cutting basic freedoms42.86%9DimPrawn - for his delusional fantasies about being rich23.81%5Hard Brexit now!
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Where's the SasGuru and his Global Warming warblings? Get's my vote."I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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Ooooh, no Andyw option. Must be a serious poll.
That's me flummoxed.
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Wouldn't be an online community without care in the community. Welcome back.Originally posted by sasguru View PostExtremely witty poll coming up. Vote nowComment
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WHSOriginally posted by Incognito View PostWhere's the SasGuru and his Global Warming warblings? Get's my vote.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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WHSOriginally posted by Troll View PostWHS"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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He's seem a bit fick, innit!Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Originally posted by Incognito View PostWhere's the SasGuru and his Global Warming warblings? Get's my vote.
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