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    #41
    Mistresses in Swindon......

    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    I'm afriad of my wife catching me with my string of mistresses.
    Let me guess - you live in Walcott, Park North or Penhill and you're working your way through all of the single mothers?

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      #42
      The thing that would scare me most would be getting stuck in a lift with Chico.
      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #43
        Heights. Flying. Waking up unable to move. Going deaf. Feeling unreal.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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          #44
          Originally posted by shaunbhoy
          The thing that would scare me most would be getting stuck in a lift with Chico.
          Please don't give me nightmares like that please

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            #45
            Fear Fear...

            Remember you best friend is a guy called Frankie Fear. If you can control it it will burn for you, but if you let Frankie controls you it will burn you out.
            I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

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              #46
              Originally posted by Normie
              Let me guess - you live in Walcott, Park North or Penhill and you're working your way through all of the single mothers?
              Scarily close to the truth.

              It's amazing what they'll do forra fiver.








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                #47
                fiver a trick - who rates are rising ! I only pay the .net monkeys £2.50

                SA says;
                Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                (whatever these are)

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by xoggoth
                  Heights. Flying. Waking up unable to move. Going deaf. Feeling unreal.
                  Pretty average Sunday morning really.

                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by n5gooner
                    fiver a trick - who rates are rising ! I only pay the .net monkeys £2.50

                    You're pissed again, aren't you?

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by shaunbhoy
                      The thing that would scare me most would be getting stuck in a lift with Chico.
                      Hey, moderator, this thread is just getting nasty now.

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