Middle Laners

[DimPrawn]

Because the ruts on Lane 1 on a lot of motorways are downright dangerous!

Why expend energy swapping into lane 1 when you don't have to?

Think about the wear on your tyres.

Too true.

And you will likely end up being boxed in by 3 Romainian lorries doing 65 mph, front, back and to the side.



Forget it. You speeders stick to lane 3, let us gents in our luxury limos on cruise control stick to lane 2, and proles and immigrants can have lane 1.

HTH

[VectraMan]

I love it when they come bumper to bumper trying to Harass you into moving.
Watch them in the rear view mirror, as soon as they look away, Tap your brakes.

The look of panic on their faces is hilarious

I love watching people when I overtake them on the left. Some of them get this look of righteous indignation, but mostly they have this confused look: "what, eh? what happened?".

[Xenophon]

I love watching people when I overtake them on the left. Some of them get this look of righteous indignation, but mostly they have this confused look: "what, eh? what happened?".

Aye, I know. It is great.

[Churchill]

Which is quicker: the Range Rover SC or the Range Rover Sport SC?

Depends which one is behind me in the middle lane

The sport is lighter and more streamlined and does have a slightly higher top-end.

However, they're built more for comfort at moderately high speeds, not flat out blasting.

Blasting is what the R8 does. Very nicely too!

[DimPrawn]

I love watching people when I overtake them on the left. Some of them get this look of righteous indignation, but mostly they have this confused look: "what, eh? what happened?".

I'd love a very miserable "jobsworth" traffic cop with an estranged wife on PMT seeing that.

[Diver]

The sport is lighter and more streamlined and does have a slightly higher top-end.

However, they're built more for comfort at moderately high speeds, not flat out blasting.

Blasting is what the R8 does. Very nicely too!

Orange!

[Churchill]

I love watching people when I overtake them on the left. Some of them get this look of righteous indignation, but mostly they have this confused look: "what, eh? what happened?".

It might be great, but it is illegal.

[snaw]

It might be great, but it is illegal.

Nice - so like if I head over to the outside lane, then drive real slow, anyone overtaking me on the left is breaking the law?

[moorfield]

I love it when they come bumper to bumper trying to Harass you into moving.
Watch them in the rear view mirror, as soon as they look away, Tap your brakes.

The look of panic on their faces is hilarious

Or flip a coin out of your window over the back of your car. That's an old favourite of mine.

[Xenophon]

I'd love a very miserable "jobsworth" traffic cop with an estranged wife on PMT seeing that.

Indeed. Throw in a moon out of the window for maximum points.