Best Exuse For Ditiching A Contract Early

[moorfield]

Whats your best excuse for ditching a contract early?

I think I may have to leave 3 weeks early, don't like doing it and yes it's not very professional but the people I work with are all knobs so stuff 'em.

Is the truth the best (or only option)?

Exercise your termination clause and leave. It's bizness innit?

[DaveB]

Put your pants on your head, stick two pencils up your nose and go "Wibble".

Foolproof.

[expat]

Whats your best excuse for ditching a contract early?

I think I may have to leave 3 weeks early, don't like doing it and yes it's not very professional but the people I work with are all knobs so stuff 'em.

Is the truth the best (or only option)?

The voices are telling me to spend 3 weeks at home cleaning my gun collection. Do you have a problem with that?