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Credit Crunch - Your Stories

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    #11
    The credit crunch is really biting here. I had to an hour's chargeable work last Thursday.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #12
      Would a business card with the title Captain Crunch be in poor taste these days
      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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        #13
        Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
        Would a business card with the title Captain Crunch be in poor taste these days
        No, but if you could get a Credit card in that name it would be worth a giggle
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #14
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          No, but if you could get a Credit card in that name it would be worth a giggle
          Nice.

          You can design your own card too https://picturecard.rbs.co.uk/design.../designer.aspx maybe I'll get one made with a photo of my last invoice.

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            #15
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            No, but if you could get a Credit card in that name it would be worth a giggle
            Possible until recently...
            B00med!

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              #16
              Originally posted by moorfield View Post
              I've had to let one of the servants go.
              I had to reduce the servants' wages.
              Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                #17
                I now have to wipe my own arse.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Iron Condor View Post
                  I now have to wipe my own arse.
                  Soon you'll be wiping other peoples, just to earn your crust
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    Soon you'll be wiping other peoples, just to earn your crust
                    I'm currently hiring

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                      #20
                      things are now so bad I have to make my own Belgian biscuits










                      (\__/)
                      (>'.'<)
                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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