The credit crunch is really biting here. I had to an hour's chargeable work last Thursday.
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Would a business card with the title Captain Crunch be in poor taste these days
"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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No, but if you could get a Credit card in that name it would be worth a giggleOriginally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostWould a business card with the title Captain Crunch be in poor taste these days
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Nice.Originally posted by DaveB View PostNo, but if you could get a Credit card in that name it would be worth a giggle
You can design your own card too https://picturecard.rbs.co.uk/design.../designer.aspx maybe I'll get one made with a photo of my last invoice.Comment
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Possible until recently...Originally posted by DaveB View PostNo, but if you could get a Credit card in that name it would be worth a giggle
B00med!Comment
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I had to reduce the servants' wages.Originally posted by moorfield View PostI've had to let one of the servants go.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Soon you'll be wiping other peoples, just to earn your crustOriginally posted by Iron Condor View PostI now have to wipe my own arse.
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Originally posted by Diver View PostSoon you'll be wiping other peoples, just to earn your crust
I'm currently hiring
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things are now so bad I have to make my own Belgian biscuits
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