I was in Hull recently and got the wildies real bad. I sat on the bog in the pub and as I was squirting a gallon of Sh1te out of my rear end I realised there was no bog roll.
Money means so little to me that I used five pound notes to clean me bum.
The only problem now is keeping the flies off of my wallet
Money means so little to me that I used five pound notes to clean me bum.
The only problem now is keeping the flies off of my wallet
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