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    No Smoking!

    Hope they get prosecuted for attempted murder.

    Failing that I liked this novel solution

    "If they catch the offenders they should pump them so full of oestregen that they grow breasts and their testicles drop off. I doubt we'll see them or any offspring then swaggering around, intimidating and attacking the general public.Robin, Bristol,"

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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Hope they get prosecuted for attempted murder.

    Failing that I liked this novel solution

    "If they catch the offenders they should pump them so full of oestregen that they grow breasts and their testicles drop off. I doubt we'll see them or any offspring then swaggering around, intimidating and attacking the general public.Robin, Bristol,"
    I like Robin - the voice of reason.

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      #3
      Erk. These people should be beaten to death. I'm surprised no-one stopped them leaving the platform after what they did.

      Actually, on second thoughts, I'm not surprised at all. No-one has any bloody backbone anymore.

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        #4
        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        Erk. These people should be beaten to death. I'm surprised no-one stopped them leaving the platform after what they did.

        Actually, on second thoughts, I'm not surprised at all. No-one has any bloody backbone anymore.
        I often wonder what I'd do in such circumstances. I'd like to think I'd kick the wotsit out of them, but two things spring to mind:
        1. They may knife me. Not a far-fetched supposition these days.
        2. I'd get 10 years and they'd get a trip to Alton Towers and 2 hours community service.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
          I often wonder what I'd do in such circumstances. I'd like to think I'd kick the wotsit out of them, but two things spring to mind:
          1. They may knife me. Not a far-fetched supposition these days.
          2. I'd get 10 years and they'd get a trip to Alton Towers and 2 hours community service.
          Hear Hear!
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post
            I often wonder what I'd do in such circumstances. I'd like to think I'd kick the wotsit out of them, but two things spring to mind:
            1. They may knife me. Not a far-fetched supposition these days.
            2. I'd get 10 years and they'd get a trip to Alton Towers and 2 hours community service.


            20 hours on the XBox 360
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