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blacjac replied

6 August 2008, 19:12
Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post

I often wonder what I'd do in such circumstances. I'd like to think I'd kick the wotsit out of them, but two things spring to mind:
1. They may knife me. Not a far-fetched supposition these days.
2. I'd get 10 years and they'd get a trip to Alton Towers and 2 hours community service.

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Diver replied

6 August 2008, 18:57
Originally posted by Bob Dalek View Post

I often wonder what I'd do in such circumstances. I'd like to think I'd kick the wotsit out of them, but two things spring to mind:
1. They may knife me. Not a far-fetched supposition these days.
2. I'd get 10 years and they'd get a trip to Alton Towers and 2 hours community service.

Hear Hear!
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Bob Dalek replied

6 August 2008, 18:35
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Erk. These people should be beaten to death. I'm surprised no-one stopped them leaving the platform after what they did.

Actually, on second thoughts, I'm not surprised at all. No-one has any bloody backbone anymore.

I often wonder what I'd do in such circumstances. I'd like to think I'd kick the wotsit out of them, but two things spring to mind:
1. They may knife me. Not a far-fetched supposition these days.
2. I'd get 10 years and they'd get a trip to Alton Towers and 2 hours community service.
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realityhack replied

6 August 2008, 16:34
Erk. These people should be beaten to death. I'm surprised no-one stopped them leaving the platform after what they did.

Actually, on second thoughts, I'm not surprised at all. No-one has any bloody backbone anymore.
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Bob Dalek replied

6 August 2008, 15:54
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Hope they get prosecuted for attempted murder.

Failing that I liked this novel solution

"If they catch the offenders they should pump them so full of oestregen that they grow breasts and their testicles drop off. I doubt we'll see them or any offspring then swaggering around, intimidating and attacking the general public.Robin, Bristol,"

I like Robin - the voice of reason.
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oracleslave started a topic No Smoking!

6 August 2008, 15:52
No Smoking!

Hope they get prosecuted for attempted murder.

Failing that I liked this novel solution

"If they catch the offenders they should pump them so full of oestregen that they grow breasts and their testicles drop off. I doubt we'll see them or any offspring then swaggering around, intimidating and attacking the general public.Robin, Bristol,"
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