who is sitting on it?
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Sitting on a park Bench
Spitting out pieces of his broken Love
Feeling alone -
The armys of the Road
Salvation a la mode
And a Cup of Tea
CUKers - my friends -
Dont you start away uneasy
You poor old sod
You see
Its only me
Do you still remember ?
Decembers foggy freeze ?
When the ice that clinged onto Old Alfs beard
Was screaming agony
And the flowers bloomed like madness
In the Spring
Sunblast and Cold
And old contractor wandering lonely
Spending Time- with the wind as change
He knows - He knows
Back hurting bad
As Alf bends to pick a dogend
Well he goes down to the park
To warm his feet
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PMing, ITIL, interrogating the current IT staff and putting the fear of god into them.Originally posted by eliquant View PostWhat are your skllsets / usual industries ?
Public sector mainly, but I'll work for anyone for the right price.Comment
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4 weeks now. I expect I'll start looking for another gig in September when hopefully things will pick up; for the moment I'm happy working quite hard on the plan B.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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also voluntary.. am starting to think about starting to look for more work.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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