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Wonder who's fault that was then....
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostBus driver. Porsche drivers are never to blame. I wonder how much his house is worth?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostProbably still less than the carComment
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Why do they always say things like, "Everyone involved today has been incredibly lucky" in these sort of cases?
Yeah, it really takes an incredible amount of luck to happen to be driving along in an open topped bus when it's involved in an accident and topples over on its side spilling bodies all over the place! I wish I was that lucky.
There were people the other day saying how lucky they were to have been on a Jumbo jet which had a hole the size of a Transit van blown in its side by an exploding oxygen cylinder. Jammy bastards, eh.Comment
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Originally posted by dang65 View PostWhy do they always say things like, "Everyone involved today has been incredibly lucky" in these sort of cases?
Yeah, it really takes an incredible amount of luck to happen to be driving along in an open topped bus when it's involved in an accident and topples over on its side spilling bodies all over the place! I wish I was that lucky.
There were people the other day saying how lucky they were to have been on a Jumbo jet which had a hole the size of a Transit van blown in its side by an exploding oxygen cylinder. Jammy bastards, eh.
The full phrase is actually "I'm so lucky I was on an aircraft that had a hole in it, didn't die and now have the opportunity to fleece the airline for causing anguish and endangering my life, oh the nightmares of the flight oh lordy lordy, mumble mumble and such like; where's my cash?"B00med!Comment
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Well it wasn't Herr Schumacher. He was too busy driving into a gate."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by dang65 View PostWhy do they always say things like, "Everyone involved today has been incredibly lucky" in these sort of cases?
Yeah, it really takes an incredible amount of luck to happen to be driving along in an open topped bus when it's involved in an accident and topples over on its side spilling bodies all over the place! I wish I was that lucky.
There were people the other day saying how lucky they were to have been on a Jumbo jet which had a hole the size of a Transit van blown in its side by an exploding oxygen cylinder. Jammy bastards, eh.Comment
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Originally posted by Advocate View PostAh, the words of the naive who've never heard the word "compensation".
The full phrase is actually "I'm so lucky I was on an aircraft that had a hole in it, didn't die and now have the opportunity to fleece the airline for causing anguish and endangering my life, oh the nightmares of the flight oh lordy lordy, mumble mumble and such like; where's my cash?"Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post"Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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