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Fed up now...
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Drizzle in East Lancs...and the radio is talking football
.....Olympics? Hello!!
McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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If you could take your hand off your c0ck for long enough to re-read the post you might detect a little humor in there...Originally posted by Xenophon View PostGood luck with that fight.

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Why do you keep bringing that up?Originally posted by Churchill View PostIf you could take your hand off your noddy for long enough to re-read the post you might detect a little humor in there...
Frightened it was your missus on the other end of the cam?Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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I've spoken to her about it. She said that either your camera is lousy or you really must have a small penis.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostWhy do you keep bringing that up?
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Today will forever be known as Testosterone Monday.Originally posted by Diver View PostWhat is this!
A thread domination handbag fight
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Have you got any left?Originally posted by Xenophon View PostToday will forever be known as Testosterone Monday.Comment
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