Shall I put the light on?

[original PM]

original PM in requirements gathering mode there.

just practicing

[NickFitz]

Sit on the chair backwards with your trousers and shorts down.

Then you will have ample enough light.

Yes, but then he'd have to listen to the unceasing inane chatter that also emanates from that light source's location...

[Diver]

Night vision goggles = result

[LittlestHobbo]

can you bill for turning it on?

[BrilloPad]

So did you turn it on or not? We have to know!

[HairyArsedBloke]

You have to do that yourself? Things so bad you have had to let the help go: DOOMED.

[Paddy]

Night vision goggles = result

1st Gen.+1 high resolution. Thats kids stuff. You need 2nd gen or (illegal to buy in this country) 3rd Gen,

http://www.nightvision4less.com/nigh...7_5x_gen-3.htm

[Diver]

1st Gen.+1 high resolution. Thats kids stuff. You need 2nd gen or (illegal to buy in this country) 3rd Gen,

http://www.nightvision4less.com/nigh...7_5x_gen-3.htm

I was looking for stuff in DP's price range

[ace00]

If he had a pole he wouldnt need to get up to do it.

Oh! Poll

What happened to the Poles - I thought they were meant to do this kind of thing for us? Did they all go back home?

[BrilloPad]

Pros: It makes the room lighter.

Cons: It uses electricity and I'd have to get off my chair.


One for CUK to help with me thinks.

I suggest you lick the chutney spoon instead

HTH