How stuffed up is this?

[Wilmslow]

Major project at clientco – they are developing and UAT testing on requirements not signed off where there is also a lot of component testing to be done.

We are having a meeting this afternoon about performance testing. We have SLA with Performance Center, and Loadrunner expert on another project. The genius plan is to performance test manually with loads of people, and without using the tool or in-house expertise.

Brilliant!

[oracleslave]

Major project at clientco – they are developing and UAT testing on requirements not signed off where there is also a lot of component testing to be done.

We are having a meeting this afternoon about performance testing. We have SLA with Performance Center, and Loadrunner expert on another project. The genius plan is to performance test manually with loads of people, and without using the tool or in-house expertise.

Brilliant!

To think you could have been one of those manual performance testers as a contractor and you gave it up.

[Troll]

suggest they cut out performance testing altogether and use the money saved to buy bigger / better tin

[Wilmslow]

suggest they cut out performance testing altogether and use the money saved to buy bigger / better tin

Well, the project are saying that as they have superdomes everything will be perfect and no need.

Er…… they forgot about a thing called a database.

[BA to the Stars]

Major project at – they are developing and UAT testing on requirements not signed off where there is also a lot of component testing to be done.

We are having a meeting this afternoon about performance testing. We have SLA with Performance Center, and Loadrunner expert on another project. The genius plan is to performance test manually with loads of people, and without using the tool or in-house expertise.

Brilliant!

Employer -

clientco is a term for contractors not permies

[Xenophon]

Employer -

clientco is a term for contractors not permies

A good point.

You need to be more of a team player, Wilmslow. You are part of a corporate family now.

[BrilloPad]

A good point.

You need to be more of a team player, Wilmslow. You are part of a corporate family now.

He wears the polyester tie. what more do you want?

[Xenophon]

He wears the polyester tie. what more do you want?

Polyester tie you say?

Furry muff.