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    How stuffed up is this?

    Major project at clientco – they are developing and UAT testing on requirements not signed off where there is also a lot of component testing to be done.

    We are having a meeting this afternoon about performance testing. We have SLA with Performance Center, and Loadrunner expert on another project. The genius plan is to performance test manually with loads of people, and without using the tool or in-house expertise.

    Brilliant!

    #2
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Major project at clientco – they are developing and UAT testing on requirements not signed off where there is also a lot of component testing to be done.

    We are having a meeting this afternoon about performance testing. We have SLA with Performance Center, and Loadrunner expert on another project. The genius plan is to performance test manually with loads of people, and without using the tool or in-house expertise.

    Brilliant!
    To think you could have been one of those manual performance testers as a contractor and you gave it up.

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      #3
      suggest they cut out performance testing altogether and use the money saved to buy bigger / better tin
      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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        #4
        Originally posted by Troll View Post
        suggest they cut out performance testing altogether and use the money saved to buy bigger / better tin
        Well, the project are saying that as they have superdomes everything will be perfect and no need.

        Er…… they forgot about a thing called a database.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
          Major project at – they are developing and UAT testing on requirements not signed off where there is also a lot of component testing to be done.

          We are having a meeting this afternoon about performance testing. We have SLA with Performance Center, and Loadrunner expert on another project. The genius plan is to performance test manually with loads of people, and without using the tool or in-house expertise.

          Brilliant!
          Employer -

          clientco is a term for contractors not permies

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            #6
            Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
            Employer -

            clientco is a term for contractors not permies
            A good point.

            You need to be more of a team player, Wilmslow. You are part of a corporate family now.

            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
              A good point.

              You need to be more of a team player, Wilmslow. You are part of a corporate family now.

              He wears the polyester tie. what more do you want?

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                He wears the polyester tie. what more do you want?
                Polyester tie you say?

                Furry muff.
                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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