Am I going the right way? #2

[oracleslave]

fetch the coat stand. Beat soldier over head with it: You take the coat stand, and hit the soldier over the head with it. The soldier is wearing body armour and a helmet, the soldier turns to face you and aims his rifle at you.

Soldier: 'Hey! What do you think you're doing?!'

Respond: Just checking you have your armour on today son and that you are patrolling effectively. Now move aside

[The Lone Gunman]

I also wanted to take the bin which I could have put on his head and nicked his gun.

[realityhack]

Say: Just checking you have your armour on today son and that you are patrolling effectively. Now move aside

Soldier: 'Erm, Ok sir, but I can't let you in here.'

[Xenophon]

Right, there is some serious stuff going on here, so I'm going to get myself out the way and stop posting nonsense in this thread.

Crack on rh and team!

[FiveTimes]

Say: Just checking you have your armour on today son and that you are patrolling effectively. Now move aside

Soldier: 'Erm, Ok sir, but I can't let you in here.'

Respond in a Cartman voice - you will respect my authority, step aside.

[realityhack]

Say: you will respect my authority, step aside.

You see the soldier take his rifle off safety, and aim it at your head.

Soldier: 'Sorry sir, orders are orders, I can't let anyone in here.'

[original PM]

turn round go back through door and look at table

[FiveTimes]

Say: you will respect my authority, step aside.

You see the soldier take his rifle off safety, and aim it at your head.

Soldier: 'Sorry sir, orders are orders, I can't let anyone in here.'

Point over the soldiers shoulder and shout "Look out", while he is distracted snaffle to gun out of his hands

[boo.boo]

Say: I have special clearance
Show: Your NHS card

[realityhack]

look at table: The table is rectangular and wooden, with 4 legs and a drawer.