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Police came round tonight....
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Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostMade up. Like the rest of it.Comment
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The beat goes on.....
Stayed away last night, came home tonight.
Found a parking ticket envelope on the GTV outside my house - inside was a joke ticket stating 'You are a muppet!'. Yeah, very original Mr Mafia....
Had a chat with the neighbour - said about the ticket, and how he told me the lovely elderly people called the police, and they did not - said I want things to die down again, and I did not want to get back to the police. The reply was that he said he wanted to banjo me (whatever that means!!) - and how he does not care about the police, with a few f's and f-offs here for good measure.
Hence.... with a heavy heart, called the police for an incident number, the local police will be coming over on Friday evening to get things looked into.
Had a chat with a nice neighbour - apparently he is banned from his local Travis Perkins due to his agression (which is bad for a buillder!!)
He clearly has anger management problems - very disturbing as he has a couple of kids in the house, I worry about their sanity, as well as my safety these days.Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostThe beat goes on.....
Stayed away last night, came home tonight.
Found a parking ticket envelope on the GTV outside my house - inside was a joke ticket stating 'You are a muppet!'. Yeah, very original Mr Mafia....
Had a chat with the neighbour - said about the ticket, and how he told me the lovely elderly people called the police, and they did not - said I want things to die down again, and I did not want to get back to the police. The reply was that he said he wanted to banjo me (whatever that means!!) - and how he does not care about the police, with a few f's and f-offs here for good measure.
Hence.... with a heavy heart, called the police for an incident number, the local police will be coming over on Friday evening to get things looked into.
Had a chat with a nice neighbour - apparently he is banned from his local Travis Perkins due to his agression (which is bad for a buillder!!)
He clearly has anger management problems - very disturbing as he has a couple of kids in the house, I worry about their sanity, as well as my safety these days.
Thanks a milion sweetieBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWilmslow, I am so sorry but you just gave me my first laugh out loud moment of the day.....
Thanks a milion sweetie
When he first moved in he pushed a woman to the pavement trying to escape him and told the elderly people to f-off as they tried to help her!
Sounds like he really does not care about anything the police will try....Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostWish I was laughing - I was scared out of my wits tonight, starting to get beyond amusing, he is a dangerous man.
When he first moved in he pushed a woman to the pavement trying to escape him and told the elderly people to f-off as they tried to help her!
Sounds like he really does not care about anything the police will try....
Don't be scared, he is clearly just a bully.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAh, I didn't mean anything by it - its just the way you write stuff....
Don't be scared, he is clearly just a bully.
Defo don't want to find out what a good banjoing means though!!Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostYeah, I know you did not mean that, just not feeling my usual self tonight.
Defo don't want to find out what a good banjoing means though!!
"Banjo
A made up word that is used to describe having a sexual act without penetration but still being naked. This includes oral sex, partner(s) masturbation, groping, kissing, etc.
We met last night but we only banjoed. "Comment
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostYeah, I know you did not mean that, just not feeling my usual self tonight.
Defo don't want to find out what a good banjoing means though!!Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostSee Banjoing
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Banjoing
Andy W get's a mention too!Comment
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