New Adoption scheme

[EternalOptimist]

Following the revelation that 'TheBigYinJames' is a jock who now lives in England, his adopted country I propose a new scheme.

AdoptAJock.

we will take the little fellas in, teach them manners and how to speak properly. The difference between tatties and potatos. How to map read by teaching them how to draw international boundary lines through oil fields etc.

I will send off the papers immediately for Snaw, the little tyke. Give me three months and I will make a proper little scouser out of you. It'll be like pygmalion all over again

[TheBigYinJames]

Following the revelation that 'TheBigYinJames' is a jock who now lives in England, his adopted country I propose a new scheme. AdoptAJock.

Excellent, how much do I get?

[EternalOptimist]

Excellent, how much do I get?

mm , havn't costed my scheme yet,
but do you take er, wee baubies

[TheBigYinJames]

mm , havn't costed my scheme yet,
but do you take er, wee baubies

[stereotypical scotsman mode]

Hoots, if I can make a dent in it with my hind teeth, I'll take it

[/stereotypical scotsman mode]

[EternalOptimist]

[stereotypical scotsman mode]

Hoots, if I can make a dent in it with my hind teeth, I'll take it

[/stereotypical scotsman mode]

heh heh

[tay]

I will adopt Snaw.

[Ruprect]

Any volunteers for Gordon Brown? no? thought not.

[EternalOptimist]

Any volunteers for Gordon Brown? no? thought not.

hang on, I feel a hash Brown joke coming on

[snaw]

I will adopt Snaw.

And dress me up in a white woolly coat no doubt. Might pass on that one, I've heard about you lads in Dulwich.

[BA to the Stars]

Could we extend the scheme to Adopt A Celt? Then we can incorporate the Welsh & Irish.

If so, I will adopt Cailin (and don't try to fob me off with any old Welsh alien lizard - there could be problems when the captain pops round for tea)