Another reason not to visit Scotland

[BrilloPad]

That's correct. I know loads of Scots who've got absolutely no sense of humour whatsoever. But I've never met an Englishman I couldn't laugh at ;-)

Did you hear about the Scotsman who came down to LOndon and lost all his luggage? the cork fell out of the bottle.

IGMC

[snaw]

You're a brave little feller, ain'tcha?

Or stupid. The jury is out, like I was telling you - I always seem to end up going after the biggest guy in the field ...

[snaw]

You do make me laugh!!

Stop jiggling.

[cailin maith]

Stop jiggling.

Stop it

[Sockpuppet]

Maybe scottish people wouldn't be so bitter if they hadn't got their asses handed to them on a plate so many times in the past.

Its rather funny....In retalitaion I propose we smash things scottish in London. I'll start with GB's face.

[TheBigYinJames]

There are a**holes everywhere and the rise of mornoic nationalism in my native Scotland (and more recently in my adopted England) is something which saddens me. We can't go back to the 19th century, or mediaeval city-states. These people need to wake up. But then there have always been morons with nothing to lose, since the dawn of time. Pity them then ignore them, don't fuel their fires by being racist back at them.

[snaw]

There are a**holes everywhere and the rise of mornoic nationalism in my native Scotland (and more recently in my adopted England) is something which saddens me.

So moronic nationalism? What is that exactly, you mean the rise of the SNP for example, or just general jingoistic rubbish (Which we've always had, as long as I can remember).

[EternalOptimist]

These people need to wake up. But then there have always been morons with nothing to lose, since the dawn of time. Pity them then ignore them, don't fuel their fires by being racist back at them.

Hate to disagree but you are plain wrong. Earlier year I was in Fort William and I was subjected to an inexplicable and horrifying ordeal.
It still makes me break out into a state of nervous cold sweats.
The breakfast menu was kippers, or full Scottish breakfast.

The B@stards. It's a full English breakfast you jock gits.

[snaw]

The B@stards. It's a full English breakfast you jock gits.

Did it have black pudding and fried tattie scone?

[cailin maith]

Did it have black pudding and fried tattie scone?

Potato Cake

Honestly...... you foreigners