Golf

[DodgyAgent]

I am a semi pro golfer.


Dress and have clubs like a pro... play like an amateur.

Good enough to beat dodgy agent though.

I only let you win because you had just arrived off your boat, lull you into a false sense oof security, place you on a contract and then screw you on the margin. The plan didnt quite work out and I am left with a "loss" against my name to a kiwi

[BlasterBates]

There's nothing worse than golf on a cold wet rainy day, when you're constantly slicing the ball in the rough.

This is however the norm..

[Halo Jones]

slicing the ball in the rough.

Was it just me that sniggered over that?

[Cyberman]

Any golfers? I'm thinking about taking it up. Pro's and Con's please.

It's a great game but you may find that it is easy to get hooked, and it can take over your life. I blame it for helping to destroy a few relationships in my distant past.

[NickFitz]

I've been playing on and off for a few years, I'm not very good, you need to play a lot to get good or have some natural talent. It's very
Enjoyable when you start to get the hang of it/ see improvement. But then
Just when you think you have it sussed it all falls apart again.
Unlike most sports...

What's with the line breaks and capitalisation? Is this supposed to be free verse?

[Diver]

What's with the line breaks and capitalisation? Is this supposed to be free verse?

If it's free I'll have some