Ghost tv programs

[Diver]

Bring back Rentaghost!

Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

[DaveB]

Bring back Rentaghost!

If your mansion house needs haunting just call, Rentaghost,
We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools, at Rentaghost,
Hear the Phantom of the Opera, sing a haunting melody,
Remember what you see is not a mystery but ..... Rentaghost!
At your party be a smarty then hire Rentaghost,
If you want a fright climb the spooky heights, with Rentaghost,
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock,
Because we aim to shock, we hope you knees will knock, that's Rentaghost.
Let me say the most terrific simple ghost, not scientific,
Maybe supernatural ghoulies of the day.
Heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic,
Is descending just to spirit you away ..... Yaaay!
We are extraordinary fellas here at Rentaghost,
To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRRentaghost.
For a biography we've ghostwriters, and not forgetting a ghost script,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost!

If your mansion house needs haunting just call, Rentaghost,
We've got spooks and ghouls and poltergeists, at Rentaghost,
Hear the Phantom of the Opera, sing a haunting melody,
Because what you see is not ESP but, Rentaghost.
At your party have séance so hire Rentaghost,
We give medium size tables here at, Rentaghost,
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock,
'Cos we aim to shock, we hope you knees will knock, that's Rentaghost.
Well it's hardly scientific but it's really quite terrific,
It's the spirit of the thing that counts for you.
To be a great manifestation, a phenomenal fixation,
Get scared to death, become a ghost too.
We are extraordinary fellas here at Rentaghost,
To be another Uri Geller come to RRRRRentaghost.
For a biography we've ghostwriters, And not forgetting a ghost script,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost,
An apparition quipped from deep inside a crypt, Ring Rentaghost!

If your mansion house needs haunting just call Rentaghost
We've got spooks and ghouls and freaks and fools at Rentaghost
Hear the Phantom of the Opera sing a haunting melody
Remember what you see is not a mystery but ..... Rentaghost!
At your party be a smarty then hire Rentaghost,
If you want a fright climb the spooky heights, with Rentaghost,
You can let our spirits move you, and for fun play ghostman's knock,
Because we aim to shock, we hope you knees will knock, that's Rentaghost.
Let me say the most terrific simple ghost, not scientific, maybe supernatural ghoulies of the day.

Heavy footsteps in your attic means a spectre telepathic,
Is descending just to spirit you away ..... Yaaay!
We are extraordinary fellas here at Rentaghost,
To be another Uri Geller come to Rentaghost.
For a biography we've ghostwriters, And not forgetting a ghost script,
An Apparition Quipped From Deep Inside A Crypt Ring Rentaghost
An Apparition Quipped From Deep Inside A Crypt Ring Rentaghost!

Every guy and girl will love the Spirit World of Rentaghost
A séance or two will blast the past to you via Rentaghost
For libations try our visitations great manifestations astrally
Its simple ESP plus psychic energy and Rentaghost.
We've got clanking chains and supernatural brains at Rentaghost
If things keep falling down a Poltergeist's around from Rentaghost
We answer any calls we roller skate through walls. We wander headless down your halls

If you want moans and groans vibrating 'round your homes call Rentaghost.
Can our psychic save your souling. Send your spirits rock and rolling
Let our ghost from coast to coast waft over you
To be a ghastly innovation a phenomenal sensation
Just get scared to death become a ghost too..ooh!
We knock upon your door then enter through the floor that's Rentaghost
You want an exorcist to clear the mystic myths call Rentaghost
Invisibility plus our agility to raise your spirits 'scuse the pun
Is what makes it fun to be a deadly son of Rentaghost
When all is said and done our vision is the one ring Rentaghost. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[basshead]

I don't really know why, because I don't believe in ghosts or any of that crap, but last night as I was locking up etc I managed to spook myself and in my wild imagination saw someone sitting at the computer in the dark. Then, having told myself to stop being such a tw@t, I convinced myself there was someone watching me from outside in the dark.

WOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOooooOOOOO!!! Spoooooky.

[oracleslave]

I don't really know why, because I don't believe in ghosts or any of that crap, but last night as I was locking up etc I managed to spook myself and in my wild imagination saw someone sitting at the computer in the dark. Then, having told myself to stop being such a tw@t, I convinced myself there was someone watching me from outside in the dark.

WOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOooooOOOOO!!! Spoooooky.

Lay off the mushrooms if you're such a wuss!

[Likely]

I don't really know why, because I don't believe in ghosts or any of that crap, but last night as I was locking up etc I managed to spook myself and in my wild imagination saw someone sitting at the computer in the dark. Then, having told myself to stop being such a tw@t, I convinced myself there was someone watching me from outside in the dark.

WOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOooooOOOOO!!! Spoooooky.

If you find yourself often in that kind of thinking you may have OCD !

[BoredBloke]

There was supposed to be a ghost of an old woman in one of our fields on the farm I grew up on - I never saw her but my brother did. He screamed the house down. He says it looked like she was lit up and walking towards the house. He was only 5 when this happened but still remembers it. But what he remembers more is the dummy of the old woman my mum dressed up and left on the toilet the next night, ready for him to find on his lat night visit to the lav. He screamed the house down then also.

[BoredBloke]

Bring back Rentaghost!

No don't. I hated that.

[Likely]

There was supposed to be a ghost of an old woman in one of our fields on the farm I grew up on - I never saw her but my brother did. He screamed the house down. He says it looked like she was lit up and walking towards the house. He was only 5 when this happened but still remembers it. But what he remembers more is the dummy of the old woman my mum dressed up and left on the toilet the next night, ready for him to find on his lat night visit to the lav. He screamed the house down then also.

Your mother would scare her 5 years old child ?

[basshead]

Lay off the mushrooms if you're such a wuss!

I was sober! Honest guv.

Unless my wife had spike my lasagne!

If you find yourself often in that kind of thinking you may have OCD !

I do obsessively lock the doors if that counts It was just a mild spooking, brought about by over active imagination and tiredness.........

OR WAS IT!!!?

Yes it was.

[Likely]

I was sober! Honest guv.

Unless my wife had spike my lasagne!



I do obsessively lock the doors if that counts It was just a mild spooking, brought about by over active imagination and tiredness.........

OR WAS IT!!!?

Yes it was.

An OCDer would think like this:


SecondYou: There is someone watching you from the dark !

You: Oh shut up:

SecondYou: Ok I will but , if something brakes in an cuts your throat , YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !

You: FFS SHUT UP !

SecondYou: Think about it: How come ghost stories are all over the TV these days ? What if it was true ?

You: Damn you Secondme ! You know and I know THERE ARE NO ghosts , SHUT UP NOW !

SecondYou: Fine , Fine. But knife crime is up these days and if I were you I'd check outside...

You:

The best way to overcome your obsessional behaviour is to face your fears so tonight after sunset , sit in the bushes and CONFRONT your SecondYou.

HTH.