Reply to: Ghost tv programs

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Does she go out when you watch 'Chav's caught on film' or the like you mentioned watching?

No I was watching that in the Hotel

[oracleslave]

Not conclusive - Mrs PB can do that (much better than me) but I am a bloke (and she is def a woman and watches those cak ghost progs - thankfully when I am out).

Does she go out when you watch 'Chav's caught on film' or the like you mentioned watching?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Hang on, let me check. No, I CAN parallel park.

Not conclusive - Mrs PB can do that (much better than me) but I am a bloke (and she is def a woman and watches those cak ghost progs - thankfully when I am out).

[DS23]

An OCDer would think like this:


SecondYou: There is someone watching you from the dark !

You: Oh shut up:

SecondYou: Ok I will but , if something brakes in an cuts your throat , YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !

You: FFS SHUT UP !

SecondYou: Think about it: How come ghost stories are all over the TV these days ? What if it was true ?

You: Damn you Secondme ! You know and I know THERE ARE NO ghosts , SHUT UP NOW !

SecondYou: Fine , Fine. But knife crime is up these days and if I were you I'd check outside...

You:

The best way to overcome your obsessional behaviour is to face your fears so tonight after sunset , sit in the bushes and CONFRONT your SecondYou.

HTH.

[Moose423956]

Are you a woman by any chance?

Hang on, let me check. No, I CAN parallel park.

[cojak]

BoneKickers

Biggest load of cack on the telly at the mo'

Not quite sure whether I love it or loathe it at the mo...

[Peoplesoft bloke]

I have to admit, I do like Most Haunted, .......

Are you a woman by any chance?

[DS23]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Moose423956]

I have to admit, I do like Most Haunted, but only from the point of view of entertainment. Surely no-one (except Yvette Fielding) can take that program seriously.

I have an interest in the paranormal, and so a while ago I decided to attend an overnight investigation.

It took place in Portsmouth, at some old manor there that was used as a hostel till recently. Throughout the whole night I saw / heard absolutely nothing of an evidential nature that might be caused by ghosts or whatever. There were lots of subjective happenings ("oooh, I felt a cold draught across my hand then", which given that we were in a very old, very draughty building in November was none too surprising), but nothing concrete. And the "mediums" that were there were total knobs. Kept saying things like "Someone was shot in this room, I can feel the bullet in my chest".

But I have to say, it was the best fun I've had for a long time, and I would love to go again one day. But somewhere where there might actually be a ghost.

[basshead]

/me makes note to visit bush after sunset

[Likely]

I was sober! Honest guv.

Unless my wife had spike my lasagne!



I do obsessively lock the doors if that counts It was just a mild spooking, brought about by over active imagination and tiredness.........

OR WAS IT!!!?

Yes it was.

An OCDer would think like this:


SecondYou: There is someone watching you from the dark !

You: Oh shut up:

SecondYou: Ok I will but , if something brakes in an cuts your throat , YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !

You: FFS SHUT UP !

SecondYou: Think about it: How come ghost stories are all over the TV these days ? What if it was true ?

You: Damn you Secondme ! You know and I know THERE ARE NO ghosts , SHUT UP NOW !

SecondYou: Fine , Fine. But knife crime is up these days and if I were you I'd check outside...

You:

The best way to overcome your obsessional behaviour is to face your fears so tonight after sunset , sit in the bushes and CONFRONT your SecondYou.

HTH.

[basshead]

Lay off the mushrooms if you're such a wuss!

I was sober! Honest guv.

Unless my wife had spike my lasagne!

If you find yourself often in that kind of thinking you may have OCD !

I do obsessively lock the doors if that counts It was just a mild spooking, brought about by over active imagination and tiredness.........

OR WAS IT!!!?

Yes it was.

[Likely]

There was supposed to be a ghost of an old woman in one of our fields on the farm I grew up on - I never saw her but my brother did. He screamed the house down. He says it looked like she was lit up and walking towards the house. He was only 5 when this happened but still remembers it. But what he remembers more is the dummy of the old woman my mum dressed up and left on the toilet the next night, ready for him to find on his lat night visit to the lav. He screamed the house down then also.

Your mother would scare her 5 years old child ?

[BoredBloke]

Bring back Rentaghost!

No don't. I hated that.

[BoredBloke]

There was supposed to be a ghost of an old woman in one of our fields on the farm I grew up on - I never saw her but my brother did. He screamed the house down. He says it looked like she was lit up and walking towards the house. He was only 5 when this happened but still remembers it. But what he remembers more is the dummy of the old woman my mum dressed up and left on the toilet the next night, ready for him to find on his lat night visit to the lav. He screamed the house down then also.