Ha - the old guy opposite me!

[Peoplesoft bloke]

No, he was not blocked at all. I have a van parked on the road opposite my house, giving me the same access. He can reverse out to the left with complete ease, and, also swing out to the right, although a little more tight. He just wants the entire road around his house to be 100% clear which ain't going to happen as his neighbour has 3 cars and vans and only one parking space!

Me - I either have a van outside my house, or my Alfa. I know what I would rather look at. The old guy is not twigging that if I am not there, somebody else will be, and dealing with it very badly.

Ok I take it back - it's just my questions he ignores. What happened to the Mx5?

[Wilmslow]

Ok I take it back - it's just my questions he ignores. What happened to the Mx5?

On Ebay. Alfa Romeos are much more fun

[Clippy]

On Ebay. Alfa Romeos are much more fun

How much are you after for the MX5?

[Wilmslow]

How much are you after for the MX5?

If I get £1600 I will be happy!!

[Diver]

If I get £1600 I will be happy!!

It's a bit ropey looking, want me to bump up the bid, you've not got far to go

[daviejones]

Don't spoil it! I like to think Wilmslow is real! It gives me someone to feelk superior to...

Don't we have Lucy and Tay for that?

[ace00]

........, insists on swinging only one way when he can swing both ways.

Eyeliner needed? Invite him & the missus round for "dinner". Tell him to bring his car keys....I think you want to. Is that what this is all about?

[d000hg]

The one constant in all these neighbourhood scuffles seems to be Wilmslow. Maybe he's the bad neighbour, terrorising the elderly and foreigners.

[Churchill]

The one constant in all these neighbourhood scuffles seems to be Wilmslow. Maybe he's the bad neighbour, terrorising the elderly and foreigners.

How very dare you?

[Xenophon]

Eyeliner needed?

How very dare you?