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Present buying for older men!

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    #11
    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Is that an inflatable dole office which recreates the claiming experience?
    Reminds me of the inflatable boy joke.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Ollie View Post


      Ninja edit
      Ninja quote young Jedi...

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        #13
        Could you get the wine and cheese, then mock up an "award certificate" on the computer along the lines of "this entitles the holder to claim a wine and cheese hamper from under the stairs/in the wardrobe/hiding place"

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          #14
          I've got it! The perfect present for the man of discernment. Free life membership to this board.

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            #15
            Does he dig groovy tunes (or indeed talk radio?/podcasts etc) My best presents ever were my Ma's Ipod (although she's in her 70s) and the Mp3 players I bought my nieces.

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              #16
              Old men are all miserable b@stards, so get him a new Victor Meldrew style flat cap.

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                #17
                Jar of Potted Stilton and Oat Cakes? Harrods do a really good jar.

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                  #18
                  Get him to adopt an Afghan war cat. He'll get to name it and receive a letter written by the cat on a sheet of toilet tissue each month, with a photo. Sweet.

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                    #19
                    A Hammock (I am assuming he is retired and has a garden with trees).
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                      #20
                      Grey passat diesel
                      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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