Present buying for older men!

[Moose423956]

Is that an inflatable dole office which recreates the claiming experience?

Reminds me of the inflatable boy joke.

[Charles Foster Kane]

Ninja edit

Ninja quote young Jedi...

[Platypus]

Could you get the wine and cheese, then mock up an "award certificate" on the computer along the lines of "this entitles the holder to claim a wine and cheese hamper from under the stairs/in the wardrobe/hiding place"

[Moose423956]

I've got it! The perfect present for the man of discernment. Free life membership to this board.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Does he dig groovy tunes (or indeed talk radio?/podcasts etc) My best presents ever were my Ma's Ipod (although she's in her 70s) and the Mp3 players I bought my nieces.

[DimPrawn]

Old men are all miserable b@stards, so get him a new Victor Meldrew style flat cap.

[Weltchy]

Jar of Potted Stilton and Oat Cakes? Harrods do a really good jar.

[Charles Foster Kane]

Get him to adopt an Afghan war cat. He'll get to name it and receive a letter written by the cat on a sheet of toilet tissue each month, with a photo. Sweet.

[Moscow Mule]

A Hammock (I am assuming he is retired and has a garden with trees).

[ThomasSoerensen]

Grey passat diesel