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    #11
    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    mmmm - he had his head chopped off with a chainsaw

    I am not sure you could do that yourself - you may be able to start - but would you not stop half way through??

    I suppose you could set it up so you run at it and your momentum finished the job

    any other ideas on how you could do this?
    Maybe he arranged some elborate pendulum device or a chainsaw guillotine?

    Some might argue that holding up the development of multimillion pound flats IS suicide...
    B00med!

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      #12
      Originally posted by Advocate View Post
      Some might argue that holding up the development of multimillion pound flats IS suicide...
      Some might argue that the developer doesn't really want to finish them anyway in the current climate and is using any old excuse.
      Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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        #13
        There can be only one...
        Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

        C.S. Lewis

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          #14
          Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
          There can be only one...
          B00med!

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            #15
            Hum!


            http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:C...ith_a_Chainsaw
            Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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              #16
              is it catching ?

              http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21697325-2,00.html

              Sorry - trying to ignor the kids
              Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                #17
                is it catching ?
                Google for "Chainsaw Suicide" (Hmm...sound's like a buzzing new name for an Emo band )

                Loads of results. It's apparently quite common.
                Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                C.S. Lewis

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
                  Google for "Chainsaw Suicide" (Hmm...sound's like a buzzing new name for an Emo band )

                  Loads of results. It's apparently quite common.
                  And the first hit is:

                  "Chain saw suicide goes wrong"

                  HTF can it go wrong??? I mean, how can it go right?
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #19
                    He wasn't an Iraqi weapon inspector was he?

                    poor bstrd. Imagine being that desperate!
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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