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    #11
    Just remember two things: never let them see you bleed; and always have an escape plan.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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      #12
      Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
      Just remember two things: never let them see you bleed; and always have an escape plan.
      the escape plan could involve a towel and a vogon space craft.
      "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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        #13
        Originally posted by zeitghost


        I didn't get where I am today by thinking positive....
        I didn't get where I am today.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #14
          Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
          the escape plan could involve a towel and a vogon space craft.
          “HAHAHA, Your English humour iz very funny!” Johnny Foreigner has missed the joke again. The quote is the last piece of advice that the old Q gave to 007.
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

          Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
          Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

          "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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            #15
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            “HAHAHA, Your English humour iz very funny!” Johnny Foreigner has missed the joke again. The quote is the last piece of advice that the old Q gave to 007.
            Sorry about not being English. Do you need any plumbing done?
            "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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              #16
              Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
              Sorry about not being English. Do you need any plumbing done?
              I think HAB is constantly looking to get his plumbing seen to

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                #17
                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen
                Do you need any plumbing done?
                I think HAB is constantly looking to get his plumbing seen to
                Actually, .......
                How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

                Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
                Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%

                "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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