Just remember two things: never let them see you bleed; and always have an escape plan.
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How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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the escape plan could involve a towel and a vogon space craft.Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostJust remember two things: never let them see you bleed; and always have an escape plan."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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I didn't get where I am today.Originally posted by zeitghost
I didn't get where I am today by thinking positive....
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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“HAHAHA, Your English humour iz very funny!” Johnny Foreigner has missed the joke again. The quote is the last piece of advice that the old Q gave to 007.Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Postthe escape plan could involve a towel and a vogon space craft.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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Sorry about not being English. Do you need any plumbing done?Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post“HAHAHA, Your English humour iz very funny!” Johnny Foreigner has missed the joke again. The quote is the last piece of advice that the old Q gave to 007."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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I think HAB is constantly looking to get his plumbing seen toOriginally posted by ThomasSoerensen View PostSorry about not being English. Do you need any plumbing done?
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Actually, .......Originally posted by oracleslave View PostI think HAB is constantly looking to get his plumbing seen toOriginally posted by ThomasSoerensenDo you need any plumbing done?
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
Follow me on Twitter - LinkedIn Profile - The HAB blog - New Blog: Mad Cameron
Xeno points: +5 - Asperger rating: 36 - Paranoid Schizophrenic rating: 44%
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - AesopComment
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