Remember to drink water, human

[Charles Foster Kane]

Why, every bloody summer, do I have to listen to a lumbering train driver over the tannoy reminding us that 'you should carry a bottle of water with you on the train in summer, because you might get dehydrated'.

What a ridiculous nanny state we live in, if people can't work out that they need to drink water to live we are probably better off without them. What next, 'remember to breathe in and out again to maintain respiration'.

[DaveB]

Why, every bloody summer, do I have to listen to a lumbering train driver over the tannoy reminding us that 'you should carry a bottle of water with you on the train in summer, because you might get dehydrated'.

What a ridiculous nanny state we live in, if people can't work out that they need to drink water to live we are probably better off without them. What next, 'remember to breathe in and out again to maintain respiration'.

It's so you can't claim you wern't warned and sue them after the train breaks down and you spend 6 hours in asweatbox waiting for it to be fixed with nothing but a tepid cup of free tea to sustain body and spirit.

[Charles Foster Kane]

It's so you can't claim you wern't warned and sue them after the train breaks down and you spend 6 hours in asweatbox waiting for it to be fixed with nothing but a tepid cup of free tea to sustain body and spirit.

I've heard it on the platform tannoy too though.

[BrilloPad]

It's so you can't claim you wern't warned and sue them after the train breaks down and you spend 6 hours in asweatbox waiting for it to be fixed with nothing but a tepid cup of free tea to sustain body and spirit.

It could be worse - you could spend 6 hours needing a pee.

[Charles Foster Kane]

It could be worse - you could spend 6 hours needing a pee.

That's another thing, build some fooking toilets into the underground. I'm sure in the year 2008 we can come up with some kind of underground sanitation system.

[wobbegong]

It could be worse - you could spend 6 hours needing a pee.

Well that's your warm drink problem sorted out.

[BrilloPad]

Well that's your warm drink problem sorted out.

You are Ghandi and I claim my £5.

[BrilloPad]

That's another thing, build some fooking toilets into the underground. I'm sure in the year 2008 we can come up with some kind of underground sanitation system.

On the trains? People would probably just stand in them anyway.

[wobbegong]

You are Ghandi and I claim my £5.

Erm, Rupees?

[Charles Foster Kane]

On the trains? People would probably just stand in them anyway.

In the station fruit loop.