This weekend....

[TheBigYinJames]

I went for a cheapskate Weatherspoons lunch with the kiddies on Saturday and within 5 minutes we were surrounded by 3 large ( working class ) hen doos. My 3 yr old was most intrigued !

Yes, those inflatable d*ldos take up so much table room.

[sasguru]

...starts tomorrow as far as I'm concerned!!!!!

Out with my other half to have some alone lurve time before the madness starts!

Friday - all my uni mates are heading up and stopping at mine

Saturday - IT'S MY HEN WEEKEND!!!!

Ah man I'm soooooooooo excited

40 army chicks out in Sunderland - the place is going to have a nervous breakdown!!

Everyone's meeting at 11, but I've got a few bottles of very nice pink moet for breakfast for everyone at mine

Kareoke from 12 - 3

No doubt male strippers from 3 - 5 (There'd bloody better be anyway!)

We're off for a curry later on, and to follow the blokey theme I've got us all nice cigars too

We all have matching army hats with our names written on them (ahem....I'm Seargant Spanky)

Tee hee - I can't wait!!!!!!


I'll be sad when my uni buds go on Sunday though - it always makes me cry Some people you just never get over not living with any more

Sounds like the inner hell of Dante's Inferno.

[Advocate]

I went for a cheapskate Weatherspoons lunch with the kiddies on Saturday and within 5 minutes we were surrounded by 3 large ( working class ) hen doos. My 3 yr old was most intrigued !

They were big women getting married, or a lot of them? Or both of course...

[ladymuck]

Nonsense - we're not southerners you know!!

Oh, actually, some of us are best get the Anadin bought!

No, you want Solpadeine Plus - soluble version. Cures all known ills of the achy head variety

[Board Game Geek]

Have a good time SA with your army mates.

Should we keep an eye on the papers in case you end up starkers and stranded, on the Mull of Kintyre, with only 50 pence in one shoe ?

[lambrini_socialist]

No, you want Solpadeine Plus - soluble version. Cures all known ills of the achy head variety

glass of Resolve (soluble) and two ibuprofen do the trick. ibuprofen is a miracle drug IMHO, except for the heart attacks obviously

[BrilloPad]

No doubt male strippers from 3 - 5 (There'd bloody better be anyway!)

Don't worry - Tay and Sasguru have been booked! Sorry Tay is a bit "small" - he has been using a pump but it has not had much effect yet.

[NickFitz]

Sorry Tay is a bit "small" - he has been using a pump but it has not had much effect yet.

And his bicycle tyre's still flat since he wore out the pump in a futile effort

[RichardCranium]

...starts tomorrow as far as I'm concerned!!!!!

You go and have a good time.

We're all just jealous.

[FiveTimes]

Have a great time on your Hen do SA.
Don't forget to wear the angel wings, devil horns, stupid hat with rubbers on, L plates and do all the challenges.

If your hen night is anything like the one CM went on then Sunday you will be washing sick out of your hair