Terrible Films

[Churchill]

Brokeback Mountain just sounds unbearably trendy to me, and that makes me have no interest in watching it. So I haven't.

Star Wars prequels and Matrix sequels were both pretty dire, but my worst ever has to be Spielberg's AI.

Yeah, but Monica Bellucci is absolutely effin gorgeous!

[Board Game Geek]

Platypus ? Whilst we are talking about films, is your avatar from Leon ?

[VectraMan]

Yeah, but Monica Bellucci is absolutely effin gorgeous!

I'd probably fallen asleep before her scenes.

[DimPrawn]

Yeah, but Monica Bellucci is absolutely effin gorgeous!

Amen to that.

My perfect woman.

[Churchill]

Amen to that.

My perfect woman.

In the absence of my perfect woman, Monica will do...

[Diver]

In the absence of my perfect woman, Monica will do...

Do?

[Churchill]

Do?

Yeah, I know.... What else can I say?
When you meet her, you will understand.

[eliquant]

I am a massive film buff located in London. I watch everything from BlockBusters to art house movies.

About 9 years ago a small independent Greek film named "Mia aioniotita kai mia mera" ("An Eternity And a Day") which London Time Out magazine raved about. In the movie Theatre I've never seen so many people walk out of a movie half/third/quarter the way through... it was simply AWFUL ! I walked out 8 mins before the credits rolled I reckon. pretentious shi*te.

Shocking lefty tosh it was .. check it out on imdb.com


But the most recent god awful film was David Lynch's "Inland Empire"... I defy you to watch that from start to finish; it made NO sense even if you attempted to analyse it at a very abstract level.


Also I have really bad memories of a film that Samantha Morton was in named ..."Morvern Callar" ... prepared to be bored and confused ! ... I saw a grown man walking out of the cinema weeping to his girlfriend stating "This is tulip ... bollocks; what a waste !" and I do mean weeping ... I think he felt conned.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

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Also I have really bad memories of a film that Samantha Morton was in named ..."Morvern Callar" ... prepared to be bored and confused ! ... I saw a grown man walking out of the cinema weeping to his girlfriend stating "This is tulip ... bollocks; what a waste !" and I do mean weeping ... I think he felt conned.

Oh dear - I liked Movern Callar - I even have the DVD.

Here are a couple of real stinkers:

Rough Air: Danger on Flight 534 (2001)
Tai-Pan (1986)

U571, Pearl Harbour and Braveheart deserve a special mention for rewriting history.

[Diver]

Snakes on a plane.

I'm sorry but WTF