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To disguise your cannabis plants as tomato plants you need ping pong balls and some pipe cleaners. Paint the pipe cleaners green and the ping pong balls red. Make a small hole in the ping pong ball and insert the pipe cleaner. Attach the finished article to your cannabis plants so that the ping pong ball looks like it is hanging down and voila..a tomato plant! Sorted.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
Allegedly ?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostTo disguise your cannabis plants as tomato plants you need ping pong balls and some pipe cleaners. Paint the pipe cleaners green and the ping pong balls red. Make a small hole in the ping pong ball and insert the pipe cleaner. Attach the finished article to your cannabis plants so that the ping pong ball looks like it is hanging down and voila..a tomato plant! Sorted.Comment
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It will mean useless tat, that looks like tulip, lasts 5 minutes and is obsolete before you've even bought it will be more expensive.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostOh dear, it would appear China is suffering more than most from the high price of oil. What effect do the panel's economists think this will have on UK PLC?
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The price I'm getting for scrap metal has dropped to £245 a tonne from £275
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I'm not sure what you typed is what you think you typed...Originally posted by Diver View PostThe price I'm getting for scrap metal has dropped to £245 a tonne from £175
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£245 from £275Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'm not sure what you typed is what you think you typed...

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I can barely read that, can you make it a bit bigger.Originally posted by Diver View Post£245 from £275

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Shirley?Originally posted by Mrs Tay View PostI can barely see that, can you make it a bit bigger.Comment
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As a member of F4J, is that an official party line ?I always fancied growing tomatoes - then I can hide cannabis plants among them.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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