I always fancied growing tomatoes - then I can hide cannabis plants among them.
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I can barely read that, can you make it a bit bigger.Originally posted by Diver View Post£245 from £275

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It will mean useless tat, that looks like tulip, lasts 5 minutes and is obsolete before you've even bought it will be more expensive.Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostOh dear, it would appear China is suffering more than most from the high price of oil. What effect do the panel's economists think this will have on UK PLC?
HTH
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Allegedly ?Originally posted by darmstadt View PostTo disguise your cannabis plants as tomato plants you need ping pong balls and some pipe cleaners. Paint the pipe cleaners green and the ping pong balls red. Make a small hole in the ping pong ball and insert the pipe cleaner. Attach the finished article to your cannabis plants so that the ping pong ball looks like it is hanging down and voila..a tomato plant! Sorted.
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To disguise your cannabis plants as tomato plants you need ping pong balls and some pipe cleaners. Paint the pipe cleaners green and the ping pong balls red. Make a small hole in the ping pong ball and insert the pipe cleaner. Attach the finished article to your cannabis plants so that the ping pong ball looks like it is hanging down and voila..a tomato plant! Sorted.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWell if you will have them flown in from Spain. You should choose some nice home grown tomatoes. I always fancied growing tomatoes - then I can hide cannabis plants among them.
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Spain! Matador country, that'd be like a bull in a China.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWell if you will have them flown in from Spain. You should choose some nice home grown tomatoes. I always fancied growing tomatoes - then I can hide cannabis plants among them.
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Well if you will have them flown in from Spain. You should choose some nice home grown tomatoes. I always fancied growing tomatoes - then I can hide cannabis plants among them.Originally posted by Churchill View PostHave you seen the cost of tomatoes these days?
GTF!
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IGYCFYOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostNot if we start on plan B now! Lets make something - we can each choose a different product....
I am going to choose lingerie. I always fancied getting into ladies underwear. boom boom.
<prepares for barrage of rotten tomatoes>
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Have you seen the cost of tomatoes these days?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostNot if we start on plan B now! Lets make something - we can each choose a different product....
I am going to choose lingerie. I always fancied getting into ladies underwear. boom boom.
<prepares for barrage of rotten tomatoes>
GTF!
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