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Dorset Man demonstrates how Brazilians should behave when dealing with UK Police

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    #11
    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Yeah, the Brazilian guy would have been better off in Brazil. Their police force has a GREAT human rights record, they never indulge in police brutality or routine murders for bribe money, no...
    So, as an innocent man, his choices were

    Be shot dead by the cops in Brazil
    Shot dead by the cops here

    Hmmmmmm

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      #12
      Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
      So, as an innocent man, his choices were

      Be shot dead by the cops in Brazil
      Shot dead by the cops here

      Hmmmmmm
      I thought his visa had expired?

      Not whiter than white then...
      Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
      "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
      Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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        #13
        Originally posted by kali View Post
        I thought his visa had expired?

        Not whiter than white then...
        A bit severe to shoot someone eleven times in the head for allowing their visa to expire though, wouldn't you say?
        The vegetarian option.

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          #14
          The home office saved some cash on the deportation though.
          McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
          Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            8 times.

            They missed with 3 shots. Must have twitched or something.

            HTH.
            There probably wasn't much left to aim at...
            B00med!

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              #16
              Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
              So, as an innocent man, his choices were

              Be shot dead by the cops in Brazil
              Shot dead by the cops here

              Hmmmmmm
              How do you know he was innocent?

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                #17
                Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
                How do you know he was innocent?
                Because the police, the government and the independent inquiry all said so?

                Troll

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
                  How do you know he was innocent?
                  Obvious - They spent a lot of time, money and effort, and actually caught him.

                  See!
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
                    How do you know he was innocent?
                    Sorry - by innocent I meant not carrying a rucksack full of explosives, which by my reckoning would've been one of the few excusable reasons for shooting him dead.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
                      Sorry - by innocent I meant not carrying a rucksack full of explosives, which by my reckoning would've been one of the few excusable reasons for shooting him dead.
                      If you had been the officer in charge, and he did have a rucksack full of explosives - the train would have been blown up and multiple people would have died.

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