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Originally posted by sasguru View PostWe certainly get around, don't we?I'm Spartacus.Comment
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Originally posted by tay View PostC'mon sing along everyone
tay tay tay tay...
His mother said that he never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk he could never understand,
and that's why he fell in love with his right hand.
And that's why...
He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bludy well should.
He’s a winker, He’s a winker
and He’s always pulling his pud'.
He was twenty-five years old before he was kissed,
and then he found that he preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
And that's why...
He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bludy well should.
He’s a winker, He’s a winker
and He’s always pulling his pud'.
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
He’s got pains in his arms and his dong is growing shorter,
His knees have turned to water, and I think He’s going blind.
He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bludy well should.
to see, He’s a winker, He’s a winker
and He’s always pulling his pud'.
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
Thanks for easing that terrible need
At least we know that he’ll never Breed
Coz he’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bludy well should.
To know that he’ll never breed
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostThe Tay Song
His mother said that he never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk he could never understand,
and that's why he fell in love with his right hand.
And that's why...
He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bludy well should.
He’s a winker, He’s a winker
and He’s always pulling his pud'.
He was twenty-five years old before he was kissed,
and then he found that he preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
And that's why...
He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bludy well should.
He’s a winker, He’s a winker
and He’s always pulling his pud'.
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
He’s got pains in his arms and his dong is growing shorter,
His knees have turned to water, and I think He’s going blind.
He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bludy well should.
to see, He’s a winker, He’s a winker
and He’s always pulling his pud'.
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
Thanks for easing that terrible need
At least we know that he’ll never Breed
Coz he’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
To know that he’ll never breedComment
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Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View Post
You told me to sing
Well I am gonna make you sing soprano if you carry on like that laddy. I am gonna use the 72nd method from my ginger ninja handbook and rip your nads off. Then I am going to cruise off in my flash car and pick up chicks cause they all love a piece of the ginger ninja![/churchill]Comment
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Originally posted by tay View Post[churchill]
Well I am gonna make you sing soprano if you carry on like that laddy. I am gonna use the 72nd method from my ginger ninja handbook and rip your nads off. Then I am going to cruise off in my flash car and pick up chicks cause they all love a piece of the ginger ninja![/churchill]Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostI need assistance from something like a power saw to hit the really high notes
Btw, I'm strawberry-blonde.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostHow high can you sing the words "Oh flip, not again!"?
Btw, I'm strawberry-blonde.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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