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    #11
    Originally posted by Spartacus View Post
    Well as I'm Tay's PA it's much the same thing.
    We certainly get around, don't we?
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #12
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      We certainly get around, don't we?
      We certainly do. I'm wearing my tab key out with all this logging in and out.
      I'm Spartacus.

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        #13
        Originally posted by tay View Post
        C'mon sing along everyone

        tay tay tay tay...
        The Tay Song

        His mother said that he never should
        play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
        Their giggling talk he could never understand,
        and that's why he fell in love with his right hand.
        And that's why...
        He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
        and it does me good like it bludy well should.
        He’s a winker, He’s a winker
        and He’s always pulling his pud'.
        He was twenty-five years old before he was kissed,
        and then he found that he preferred a swift one off the wrist.
        It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
        It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
        And that's why...
        He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
        and it does me good like it bludy well should.
        He’s a winker, He’s a winker
        and He’s always pulling his pud'.
        Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
        thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
        He’s got pains in his arms and his dong is growing shorter,
        His knees have turned to water, and I think He’s going blind.
        He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
        and it does me good like it bludy well should.
        to see, He’s a winker, He’s a winker
        and He’s always pulling his pud'.
        Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
        Thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
        Thanks for easing that terrible need
        At least we know that he’ll never Breed

        Coz he’s a winker, He’s a winker.
        and it does me good like it bludy well should.
        To know that he’ll never breed

        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #14
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          The Tay Song

          His mother said that he never should
          play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
          Their giggling talk he could never understand,
          and that's why he fell in love with his right hand.
          And that's why...
          He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
          and it does me good like it bludy well should.
          He’s a winker, He’s a winker
          and He’s always pulling his pud'.
          He was twenty-five years old before he was kissed,
          and then he found that he preferred a swift one off the wrist.
          It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
          It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
          And that's why...
          He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
          and it does me good like it bludy well should.
          He’s a winker, He’s a winker
          and He’s always pulling his pud'.
          Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
          thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
          He’s got pains in his arms and his dong is growing shorter,
          His knees have turned to water, and I think He’s going blind.
          He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
          and it does me good like it bludy well should.
          to see, He’s a winker, He’s a winker
          and He’s always pulling his pud'.
          Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
          Thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
          Thanks for easing that terrible need
          At least we know that he’ll never Breed

          Coz he’s a winker, He’s a winker.
          and it does me good like it bloody well should.
          To know that he’ll never breed
          I am outraged!! OUTRAGED!!!!

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            #15
            Originally posted by tay View Post
            I am outraged!! OUTRAGED!!!!


            You told me to sing
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #16
              Originally posted by Diver View Post


              You told me to sing
              [churchill]
              Well I am gonna make you sing soprano if you carry on like that laddy. I am gonna use the 72nd method from my ginger ninja handbook and rip your nads off. Then I am going to cruise off in my flash car and pick up chicks cause they all love a piece of the ginger ninja![/churchill]

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                #17
                When my boss, tay, sings, only dogs can hear it.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by tay View Post
                  [churchill]
                  Well I am gonna make you sing soprano if you carry on like that laddy. I am gonna use the 72nd method from my ginger ninja handbook and rip your nads off. Then I am going to cruise off in my flash car and pick up chicks cause they all love a piece of the ginger ninja![/churchill]
                  I need assistance from something like a power saw to hit the really high notes
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    I need assistance from something like a power saw to hit the really high notes
                    How high can you sing the words "Oh ****, not again!"?


                    Btw, I'm strawberry-blonde.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      How high can you sing the words "Oh flip, not again!"?


                      Btw, I'm strawberry-blonde.
                      Can't talk now - Just had a shave and my ears bleeding
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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