Reply to: Respectable

[BrilloPad]

You think you have problems when you shave!

I assumed your boyfriend shaved the bits you can't see...

[HairyArsedBloke]

Can't talk now - Just had a shave and my ears bleeding

You think you have problems when you shave!

[Diver]

How high can you sing the words "Oh flip, not again!"?


Btw, I'm strawberry-blonde.

Can't talk now - Just had a shave and my ears bleeding

[Churchill]

I need assistance from something like a power saw to hit the really high notes

How high can you sing the words "Oh ****, not again!"?


Btw, I'm strawberry-blonde.

[Diver]

[churchill]
Well I am gonna make you sing soprano if you carry on like that laddy. I am gonna use the 72nd method from my ginger ninja handbook and rip your nads off. Then I am going to cruise off in my flash car and pick up chicks cause they all love a piece of the ginger ninja![/churchill]

I need assistance from something like a power saw to hit the really high notes

[tay's PA]

When my boss, tay, sings, only dogs can hear it.

[tay]

You told me to sing

[churchill]
Well I am gonna make you sing soprano if you carry on like that laddy. I am gonna use the 72nd method from my ginger ninja handbook and rip your nads off. Then I am going to cruise off in my flash car and pick up chicks cause they all love a piece of the ginger ninja![/churchill]

[Diver]

I am outraged!! OUTRAGED!!!!

You told me to sing

[tay]

The Tay Song

His mother said that he never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk he could never understand,
and that's why he fell in love with his right hand.
And that's why...
He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bludy well should.
He’s a winker, He’s a winker
and He’s always pulling his pud'.
He was twenty-five years old before he was kissed,
and then he found that he preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
And that's why...
He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bludy well should.
He’s a winker, He’s a winker
and He’s always pulling his pud'.
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
He’s got pains in his arms and his dong is growing shorter,
His knees have turned to water, and I think He’s going blind.
He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bludy well should.
to see, He’s a winker, He’s a winker
and He’s always pulling his pud'.
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
Thanks for easing that terrible need
At least we know that he’ll never Breed

Coz he’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
To know that he’ll never breed

I am outraged!! OUTRAGED!!!!

[Diver]

C'mon sing along everyone

tay tay tay tay...

The Tay Song

His mother said that he never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk he could never understand,
and that's why he fell in love with his right hand.
And that's why...
He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bludy well should.
He’s a winker, He’s a winker
and He’s always pulling his pud'.
He was twenty-five years old before he was kissed,
and then he found that he preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
And that's why...
He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bludy well should.
He’s a winker, He’s a winker
and He’s always pulling his pud'.
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
He’s got pains in his arms and his dong is growing shorter,
His knees have turned to water, and I think He’s going blind.
He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bludy well should.
to see, He’s a winker, He’s a winker
and He’s always pulling his pud'.
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
Thanks for easing that terrible need
At least we know that he’ll never Breed

Coz he’s a winker, He’s a winker.
and it does me good like it bludy well should.
To know that he’ll never breed

[Spartacus]

We certainly get around, don't we?

We certainly do. I'm wearing my tab key out with all this logging in and out.

[sasguru]

Well as I'm Tay's PA it's much the same thing.

We certainly get around, don't we?

[Spartacus]

No, he's Spartacus!

Well as I'm Tay's PA it's much the same thing.

[snaw]

So you are tay's PA then?

No, he's Spartacus!

[Moscow Mule]

Nope, it was Mel and Kim

Well blow me down, so it was.