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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    You think you have problems when you shave!
    I assumed your boyfriend shaved the bits you can't see...

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Can't talk now - Just had a shave and my ears bleeding
    You think you have problems when you shave!

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    How high can you sing the words "Oh flip, not again!"?


    Btw, I'm strawberry-blonde.
    Can't talk now - Just had a shave and my ears bleeding

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  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I need assistance from something like a power saw to hit the really high notes
    How high can you sing the words "Oh ****, not again!"?


    Btw, I'm strawberry-blonde.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    [churchill]
    Well I am gonna make you sing soprano if you carry on like that laddy. I am gonna use the 72nd method from my ginger ninja handbook and rip your nads off. Then I am going to cruise off in my flash car and pick up chicks cause they all love a piece of the ginger ninja![/churchill]
    I need assistance from something like a power saw to hit the really high notes

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  • tay's PA
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    When my boss, tay, sings, only dogs can hear it.

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  • tay
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post


    You told me to sing
    [churchill]
    Well I am gonna make you sing soprano if you carry on like that laddy. I am gonna use the 72nd method from my ginger ninja handbook and rip your nads off. Then I am going to cruise off in my flash car and pick up chicks cause they all love a piece of the ginger ninja![/churchill]

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    I am outraged!! OUTRAGED!!!!


    You told me to sing

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  • tay
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    The Tay Song

    His mother said that he never should
    play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
    Their giggling talk he could never understand,
    and that's why he fell in love with his right hand.
    And that's why...
    He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
    and it does me good like it bludy well should.
    He’s a winker, He’s a winker
    and He’s always pulling his pud'.
    He was twenty-five years old before he was kissed,
    and then he found that he preferred a swift one off the wrist.
    It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
    It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
    And that's why...
    He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
    and it does me good like it bludy well should.
    He’s a winker, He’s a winker
    and He’s always pulling his pud'.
    Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
    thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
    He’s got pains in his arms and his dong is growing shorter,
    His knees have turned to water, and I think He’s going blind.
    He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
    and it does me good like it bludy well should.
    to see, He’s a winker, He’s a winker
    and He’s always pulling his pud'.
    Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
    Thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
    Thanks for easing that terrible need
    At least we know that he’ll never Breed

    Coz he’s a winker, He’s a winker.
    and it does me good like it bloody well should.
    To know that he’ll never breed
    I am outraged!! OUTRAGED!!!!

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    C'mon sing along everyone

    tay tay tay tay...
    The Tay Song

    His mother said that he never should
    play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
    Their giggling talk he could never understand,
    and that's why he fell in love with his right hand.
    And that's why...
    He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
    and it does me good like it bludy well should.
    He’s a winker, He’s a winker
    and He’s always pulling his pud'.
    He was twenty-five years old before he was kissed,
    and then he found that he preferred a swift one off the wrist.
    It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
    It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
    And that's why...
    He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
    and it does me good like it bludy well should.
    He’s a winker, He’s a winker
    and He’s always pulling his pud'.
    Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
    thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
    He’s got pains in his arms and his dong is growing shorter,
    His knees have turned to water, and I think He’s going blind.
    He’s a winker, He’s a winker.
    and it does me good like it bludy well should.
    to see, He’s a winker, He’s a winker
    and He’s always pulling his pud'.
    Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
    Thank you for having him and being oh, so kind.
    Thanks for easing that terrible need
    At least we know that he’ll never Breed

    Coz he’s a winker, He’s a winker.
    and it does me good like it bludy well should.
    To know that he’ll never breed

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  • Spartacus
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    We certainly get around, don't we?
    We certainly do. I'm wearing my tab key out with all this logging in and out.

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  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by Spartacus View Post
    Well as I'm Tay's PA it's much the same thing.
    We certainly get around, don't we?

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  • Spartacus
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    No, he's Spartacus!
    Well as I'm Tay's PA it's much the same thing.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    So you are tay's PA then?
    No, he's Spartacus!

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  • Moscow Mule
    replied
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    Nope, it was Mel and Kim
    Well blow me down, so it was.

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