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    #1

    Who wants to be my PA?

    No wages but you get to work with the brightest talent in the forum.

    My life is currently a bit busy to give the board justice so I need someone to help out with the mocking of idiots on the board who take themselves to seriously.

    You dont need to dislike anyone on the board but a healthy level of disdain for sad dorks who brag about their fighting ability, car or love life would be helpful.
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    Can I wear my shoes in your house?
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #3
      Originally posted by tay View Post
      No wages but you get to work with the brightest talent in the forum.
      biggest kn0b
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

      Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

      That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

      Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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        #4
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        Can I wear my shoes in your house?
        It is a work from home position, so no dress code.

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          #5
          Originally posted by tay View Post

          My life is currently a bit busy to give the board justice so I need someone to help out with the mocking of idiots on the board who take themselves to seriously.
          You shampooing the carpet this week then?

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            #6
            Originally posted by snaw View Post
            biggest kn0b
            Whom are you referring to? I was referring to the fine gents and ladies on the board to whom my PA would be interacting and learning from.

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              #7
              Originally posted by tay View Post
              Whom are you referring to? I was referring to the fine gents and ladies on the board to whom my PA would be interacting and learning from.
              Why Tay, you are the brightest talent on this forum, only you are worthy of the chief mocker position, us mere mortals can only sit back and laugh at your razor wit and cutting insights ...
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

              Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                #8
                Originally posted by snaw View Post
                Why Tay, you are the brightest talent on this forum,
                Thanks you... thank you very much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by tay View Post
                  help out with the mocking of idiots on the board who take themselves to seriously.
                  I think enough people already mock you. why add one more.

                  poor Tay

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by tay View Post
                    No wages but you get to work with the brightest talent in the forum.

                    My life is currently a bit busy to give the board justice so I need someone to help out with the mocking of idiots on the board who take themselves to seriously.

                    You dont need to dislike anyone on the board but a healthy level of disdain for sad dorks who brag about their fighting ability, car or love life would be helpful.

                    Would I get to mock you as well? (though I'm probably unsuited to this position as I rarely - if ever - mock anyone)
                    It's Deja-vu all over again!

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