Who wants to be my PA?

[sasguru]

Nah - he just likes to stroke his own ego

plonker

[tay]

I'd rather gouge my own eyes out with a rusty spoon and put my hands in boiling hot oil, than have to touch your ego.... or anything else for that matter

So thats a yes?

[KathyWoolfe]

I'd rather gouge my own eyes out with a rusty spoon and put my hands in boiling hot oil, than have to touch your ego.... or anything else for that matter

.......and yet you still gave him a

I'm shocked!

[cailin maith]

.......and yet you still gave him a

I'm shocked!

Well I'd prefer to poke him with an electric cattle prod but we don't have one of those smilies

[Diver]

Tay's missus looking for a babysitter again I see.

Well somebody has to care for poor Tay while she's out working to support them both.

Ahhh! Luv him, the little poppet

[Charles Foster Kane]

Well I'd prefer to poke him with an electric cattle prod but we don't have one of those smilies

He might like that, he's from New Zealand. Over there a sheep tied to a lamp post is considered a leisure centre.

[BrilloPad]

plonker

Does he have one?

<gets out electron microscope>

oh yes there it is!

[snaw]

Does he have one?

<gets out electron microscope>

oh yes there it is!

It looks like a plonker, only smaller.

[tay]

So much jealousy and anger on this thread.

I like it! Keep up the good work.

I think I have some very promising applicants.

[Churchill]

So much jealousy and anger on this thread.

I like it! Keep up the good work.

I think I have some very promising applicants.

And that's only in your posts.

If only you had the wit to realise this has actually backfired on you.

Oh well.