Who wants to be my PA?

[tay's PA]

What does the interview process involve?

I had to massage a giant Kiwi ego. It was degrading. I will probably never fully talk about it.

However, I did get the job!

[tay's PA]

Shut up and stroke me.

[BrilloPad]

This is the worst job I have ever had.

Can you please tell us the worst aspects of the job. And Tay's worst habits.

Is there any truth in the rumour involving the hamster?

[sasguru]

Shut up and stroke me.

Erm. You do realise you've hired a bloke, don't you?
Don't be fooled by the wig, mascara and fake boobs.

[tay's PA]

Is there any truth in the rumour involving the hamster?

The hamster, afectionately named tayisgod, perished this morning. tay mistook him for Churchill and attacked it with a spoon.

To be fair tayisgod fought back well and nearly had tay on many ocassions.

[BrilloPad]

Erm. You do realise you've hired a bloke, don't you?
Don't be fooled by the wig, mascara and fake boobs.

So its Diver then!

[tay]

Erm. You do realise you've hired a bloke, don't you?
Don't be fooled by the wig, mascara and fake boobs.

I havent hired anyone.. he is an imposter!!!!

[tay]

Can you please tell us the worst aspects of the job. And Tay's worst habits.

Is there any truth in the rumour involving the hamster?

When I do hire someone, they will have to sign a full NDA

[tay's PA]

I havent hired anyone.. he is an imposter!!!!

Lies.

[BrilloPad]

When I do hire someone, they will have to sign a full NDA

And why would a NDA be needed? You have nothing to hide.