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    #11
    We should adopt GGF.

    (Gan Get F*cked - a mackemism)
    The pope is a tard.

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      #12
      [Use one | Read the guides] from the PCG (you are a member, aren't you?)

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        #13
        Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
        We should adopt GGF.

        (Gan Get F*cked - a mackemism)
        KMHA

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          #14
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          KMHA
          ewww - is it really hairy?!
          The pope is a tard.

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            #15
            Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
            ewww - is it really hairy?!
            Nope.

            Not really.

            I'm a failure - At least I don't have to bleach it...

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              #16
              Picked up a few of Xen's mens' grooming tips have we Churchy? As smooth as silk are we? Better not tell HAB about that.

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                #17
                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                ewww - is it really hairy?!
                Mine really, really is ! Pucker up - I waiting .
                How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  Originally posted by scooby
                  cu*tyboll**k
                  Ah I wasn't aware that was a CUK one ....
                  I think I may have started that one. But it must have been a while back.

                  Some guy I worked with in Brum many years ago always said it (with an "s" - cu*tyboll**ks), along with "buggeration" which handy when you're more annnoyed than a mere "botheration" and has a certain ring to it. Oh and "tulipler" ("s" followed by hitler in case it gets munged). He'd laugh when I asked if that was Hitler's wife.
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    Picked up a few of Xen's mens' grooming tips have we Churchy? As smooth as silk are we? Better not tell HAB about that.
                    Thanks....
                    (Bitch!)

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                      I think I may have started that one. But it must have been a while back.

                      Some guy I worked with in Brum many years ago always said it (with an "s" - cu*tyboll**ks), along with "buggeration" which handy when you're more annnoyed than a mere "botheration" and has a certain ring to it. Oh and "tulipler" ("s" followed by hitler in case it gets munged). He'd laugh when I asked if that was Hitler's wife.
                      its a quote I picked up years ago in the army. However, 'buggeration', I like that!
                      I didn't say it was your ******* fault, I said I was blaming you!

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