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Charles Foster Kane replied

8 July 2008, 09:57
'Birds Eye Potato Waffles, they're waaaffflllliiiinnn versatile' - Charles Foster Kane, CUK Forum, 2008.
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RichardCranium replied

8 July 2008, 04:47
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

I'm sure I explained all this quite recently

I am the walrus. You are the egg man.

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky (oops. That's this thread deleted...)
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NickFitz replied

8 July 2008, 02:38
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

I'm sure I explained all this quite recently
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RichardCranium replied

7 July 2008, 21:12
Originally posted by Spartacus View Post

No you're not, I am. Or am I RichardCranium? I can never remember.

No, you're Eternal Optimist, Diver is NickFitz, sasguru is Lucy, tay is ferret and administrator is cailin maith.

Actually, all the supposed females (except Lucy) are administrator.

RealityHack is FiveTimes, Churchill is cojak, Bear is Xenophon.

BrilloPad is on amphetamines.

AtW, BagPuss and DimPrawn are all one and the same, obviously.

There's 27 of us logging in as zeitghost,

And DodgyAgent is the only honest id on here.

We've been through this before. Do try to keep up. Or ask in TPD for the full list.
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Spartacus replied

7 July 2008, 20:45
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

I'm Spartacus.

STW

HTH

No you're not, I am. Or am I RichardCranium? I can never remember.
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RichardCranium replied

7 July 2008, 20:44
I'm Spartacus.

STW

HTH
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scooby replied

7 July 2008, 20:31
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

I think I may have started that one. But it must have been a while back.

Some guy I worked with in Brum many years ago always said it (with an "s" - cu*tyboll**ks), along with "buggeration" which handy when you're more annnoyed than a mere "botheration" and has a certain ring to it. Oh and "tulipler" ("s" followed by hitler in case it gets munged). He'd laugh when I asked if that was Hitler's wife.

its a quote I picked up years ago in the army. However, 'buggeration', I like that!
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Churchill replied

7 July 2008, 20:16
Originally posted by realityhack View Post

Picked up a few of Xen's mens' grooming tips have we Churchy? As smooth as silk are we? Better not tell HAB about that.

Thanks....
(Bitch!)
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OwlHoot replied

7 July 2008, 20:15
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Originally posted by scooby

cu*tyboll**k

Ah I wasn't aware that was a CUK one ....

I think I may have started that one. But it must have been a while back.

Some guy I worked with in Brum many years ago always said it (with an "s" - cu*tyboll**ks), along with "buggeration" which handy when you're more annnoyed than a mere "botheration" and has a certain ring to it. Oh and "tulipler" ("s" followed by hitler in case it gets munged). He'd laugh when I asked if that was Hitler's wife.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

7 July 2008, 20:11
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

ewww - is it really hairy?!

Mine really, really is ! Pucker up - I waiting .
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realityhack replied

7 July 2008, 19:53
Picked up a few of Xen's mens' grooming tips have we Churchy? As smooth as silk are we? Better not tell HAB about that.
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Churchill replied

7 July 2008, 19:12
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

ewww - is it really hairy?!

Nope.

Not really.

I'm a failure - At least I don't have to bleach it...
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SallyAnne replied

7 July 2008, 19:08
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

KMHA

ewww - is it really hairy?!
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Churchill replied

7 July 2008, 19:00
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

We should adopt GGF.

(Gan Get F*cked - a mackemism)

KMHA
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NickFitz replied

7 July 2008, 18:45
[Use one | Read the guides] from the PCG (you are a member, aren't you?)
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